who is the better dancer? - hmmm, feel like they'd both be pretty decent but i'm gonna say guy?
who likes the outdoors more and who likes the indoors more? - both of them are crazy about the outdoors, like, seriously. crazy. but eep doesn't like to feel "closed in" and will get antsy if she's in any building for too long, so guy likes indoors better.
who’s a cat person and who’s a dog person? - guy is more of a cat person and eep more of a dog person?? but they both are 100% fine with either.
who’s more social? - both of them are really social people.
who makes the bed every morning? - guy wouldn't do it every morning but if he doesn't do it, it doesn't happen at all because eep's logic is "we're just gonna sleep in it again later", so guy.
who likes to keep the house cold and who likes to keep the house warm? - eep likes to keep the house warm and guy likes to keep it cooler and it's just them turning to different temperatures all day.
who takes longer getting ready? - neither really. maybe guy sometimes.
who likes scary movies and who likes funny ones? - they both like both but guy can't stand certain kinds of scary movies like saw so overall he prefers funny ones.
who screams when they see a bug and who ends up killing it? - jesus, if anyone is more likely to scream it's guy, but he'd still wind up killing it. like either could kill it but guy would be the one screaming about it.
who is more technology challenged? - eep.
who would be more likely to burn something in the oven? - eep
who talks in their sleep? - guy does it way more often.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? - eep.
who likes getting dressed up more? - both of them'll do it and enjoy it if the stuff isn't too uncomfortable but i dunno guy more mostly???
who’s better at tying ties? - guy
who recorded the answering machine message on the house phone? - they both did and it's a jumbled mess and guy tripped over his own feet standing still and there's a loud thud and groaning halfway through then just laughing and eep saying they're not there while she helps him up.
who’s better at planning romantic things? - g UY. guy is romantic as hell.
who takes up more space in the closet? - guy more with clothes but mostly their closet is full of stuff like surfboards or roller skates and all that is half and half since they do all those sports and activities together.
who has more of a sweet tooth? - eep.
who drinks more often? - probably eep.
who is most likely to laugh during a serious situation? - ....guy