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Wario thinks you are doing EXCELLENT!!!!
and this is why i play as you in smash!
Sentence meme (Torture my character version)
Make them cry
“I never loved you.”
“You’re the reason they’re dead!”
“It’s all your fault!”
“Who could ever love you…?”
“You’re so stupid. So weak.”
“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”
Blackmail them
“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
“I know everything. I can ruin you.”
“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”
Interrogate them
“Sing, birdie.”
“I know exactly how to make you talk.”
“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
“I have means of extracting information from you.”
“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”
Yell at them
“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
“What the fuck have you done this time!”
“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
“You’re a disgusting little rat!”
“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”
Physically hurt them
“What, can’t take a punch?”
“I’ll kill you!”
“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
“I’ll slit your damn throat!”
“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
“That’s going to bruise.”
Torture them… gently
“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
“Get in the locker, shorty!”
“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”
when i was younger i found it almost impossible to say swear words, it felt like committing the most heinous of sins
Can you get out of here.…..alive?“
(Indie Boo, from Mario!)
“It’s a miracle! I’m alive, and I seem to be all in one piece.”
★ Since I don’t have an promo right now, and this is quicker, chould somebody share this post please if you want to interact with Alph? ★
@sofishy‘s post was so good I felt the need to draw this to life!!! Silly Wario.. don’t know what mario JUST did to him… https://sofishy.tumblr.com/post/148145119591/imagine-your-otp Their POSTTTTT lol yes~
Wario with his ‘bro from another co.’ :p
Idk i find it kinda cool that Waluigi isn’t 100% Nintendo like most of the main crew, but is always viewed as Wario’s partner in crime nonetheless
Waaaaaahahahaaaa!
VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES
“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
“I don’t think it’s love…”
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“I don’t even like chocolate.”
“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
“I’ve never had a Valentine.”
“Will you be my Valentine?”
“Do you have a Valentine yet?”
“No one ever serenades me any more.”
“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
“Any secret admirers?”
“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
“We’re never getting back together.”
“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
“We’re not together any more.”
“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
“Who did you get all these roses for?”
“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
“Valentines? Pft!”
“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”
Mario Party 5 manga cover (in better quality).
Send Me “Word on the Street is + a rumor” and My Muse Will Respond
ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY SENTENCE MEME
possible spoilers.
‘ whatever i do, i do it to protect you. ‘
‘ you’re confusing peace with terror. ‘
‘ have to start somewhere. ‘
‘ you will never win. ‘
‘ come. we have a long ride ahead of us. ‘
‘ is that ___ ? he/she/they look a little different than i imagined.’
‘ what part of ‘urgent message’ do you guys not understand ? ‘
‘ you want to get out of here ? ‘
‘ congratulations. you are being rescued. ‘
‘ i like to think he/she’s/they’re dead. it makes things easier. ‘
‘ i’ve never had the luxury of political opinions. ‘
‘ what we need is someone who can get us through the door without being killed. ‘
‘ that is a bad idea. i think so, and so does ___. ‘
‘ you find him/her/them, you kill him/her/them. then and there. ‘
‘ why does he/she/they get a ___ and i don’t ? ‘
‘ i find that answer vague and unconvincing. ‘
‘ trust goes both ways. ‘
‘ i will not fail. ‘
‘ yes, i’m speaking to you. ‘
‘ for that answer, you must pay. ‘
‘ we’re not here to make friends. ‘
‘ tell me you have a back-up plan. ‘
‘ there are a lot of explosions for two people blending in. ‘
‘ quiet ! ‘
‘ and there’s a fresh one if you mouth off again. ‘
‘ let them pass in peace. ‘
‘ is your foot alright ? ‘
‘ you almost shot me ! ‘
‘ there is more than one sort of prison, ___. i sense you carry yours wherever you go. ‘
‘ not a day goes by where i don’t think of you. ‘
‘ did they send you – ? did you come here to kill me ? ‘
‘ all it’s ever brought me is pain. ‘
‘ i will run no longer, but you must save yourself. ‘
‘ it’s beautiful. ‘
‘ i’m not very optimistic about our odds. ‘
‘ i believe i owe you an apology, ___. your work exceeds all expectations. ‘
‘ we stand here amidst my achievement, not yours ! ‘
‘ does he/she/they look like a killer ? ‘
‘i don’t need luck, i have you. ‘
‘ i have so much to tell you. ‘
‘ you lied to me. ‘
‘ you’re in shock. ‘
‘ you’re in shock, and looking for someplace to put it. i’ve seen it before.’
‘ i had every chance to pull the trigger. but did i ? ‘
‘ i had orders. orders that i disobeyed. but you wouldn’t understand that. ‘
‘ we don’t all have the luxury of deciding when we want to care about something. ‘
‘ you’re not the only one who lost everything. some of us just decided to do something about it. ‘
‘ be careful not to choke on your aspirations, ___. ‘
‘ what chance do we have ? the question is, what choice ? ‘
‘ the time to fight is now. ‘
‘ every time i walked away from something i wanted to forget, i told myself it was for a cause i believed in. ‘
‘ i couldn’t face myself if i gave up now. ‘
‘ ___, i’ll be there for you. ‘
‘ ___ said i had to. ‘
‘ not used to people sticking around when things go bad. ‘
‘ welcome home. ‘
‘ one fighter with a sharp stick and nothing left to lose can take the day. ‘
‘ make ten men feel like a hundred. ‘
‘ good luck, little sister/brother. ‘
‘ i’ve got a bad feeling about this – ‘
‘ light it up. ‘
‘ why does nobody ever tell me anything, ___ ? ‘
‘ here. you wanted one, right ? ‘
‘ your behavior, ___, is continually unexpected. ‘
‘ ___ ! come back ! please ! ‘
‘ ___, don’t go. don’t go. i’m here. i’m here. ‘
‘ it’s okay. it’s okay. ‘
‘ this is for you, ___. ‘
‘ do you think anybody’s listening ? ‘
‘ you may fire when ready. ‘
‘ ___ would have been proud of you. ‘
Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon.
“The only lady in my life is cold, hard cash. Miss Gold Coin! Oh yeah!” ~Wario, Wario World Press Conference
Supper Mario Broth celebrates Valentine’s Day with a banner that displays the purest form of love: that between a man and his money. Happy Valentine’s Day!
-Day9- Cheeeeese🍕
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