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podcasts could have been so good but they decided to make the main genres True Crime and Men Talking. shut up shut up the public yearns for audio dramas

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i do appreciate how tumblr LOVES podcasts that aren't what most people think of when they think "podcast." you people love strange and terrible things happening to queer & confused characters, and i respect that

#The Amelia Project and a lot of sci-fi podcasts are so so so good #I do love the queueueueueueue

“You reckless, foolish boy!” Oskar hissed.

Max stared at him speechless, frozen in shock, as Oskar pulled a pocket knife from the pocket of his trousers and reached out to take Max’s wrists in his warm hands, cutting the moist silk quickly but carefully as to not injure him.

Even when his hands were free, Max stood there motionless, his eyes pricking with gathering tears.

“Oskar, I-" Max’s voice broke, a tear escaping to trickle down his cheek.

"Shut up,” Oskar snapped lowly, making Max jerk back. "We don't have time for explanations now." His hand wrapped roughly around Max’s lean bicep, pulling him away from the wall. “I’ll keep watch. Get dressed as fast as you can."

Bonds of Silk

Rating: Explicit

Pairings: Max/Oskar, brief Max/OMC

Tags: Light Dom/Sub, Light Bondage, Period-Typical Homophobia, Murder Mystery, Minor Character Death, mentioned period-typical violence against homosexual people, Coming Out, Getting Together, Friends to Lovers, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Coitus Interruptus, Angst with a Happy Ending, Vulnerable Max Liebermann, Protective Oskar Rheinhardt,Other Additional Tags to Be Added, OCs - Freeform, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining

Status: Ongoing

Read on AO3

#vienna blood #max x oskar #max liebermann #oskar rheinhardt #kimchi.writes

kokoko-sir

mood: rewatching Hellsing

#Alucard?? on my dash?? HELL YEAH!!!

english-history-trip

A cat took to the stage during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet ballet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in Turkey's Izmir on Wednesday (June 10).

#of course it's a cat of course it's orange

sunflowersdaisies

Oskar saying "yes, obviously" when Max suggests Oskar play Hauke, while Max plays the Countess during their dance re-enactment is so ridiculous. The actual obvious choice would be Oskar playing the bereaved older lover and Max playing the younger man. But Oskar feels the need to not-so-subtly imply that he thinks he should be the partner who, uh, leads, I guess?

#well he takes his role of long-suffering husband very seriously #taking the lead while dancing is the only way to make that boy follow his lead and he knows it #max x oskar

johnny-depp-is-loved

greedy corporations’ needs to turn things that were normal and cheap into something elite and expensive for the rich needs to be studied I’m so serious. we should study rich people’s willingness to buy things—normal people buy for $20—for $200,000 because of ✨aesthetic and the vibes✨ too

#$500 for the ugly child between a flip phone and a smartphone is $450 more than it's worth #it “blocks” social media but still has WhatsApp...uhmmmm #for 499.99 you can now only get spied by one (1) Meta app!! don't miss out!!

hthrrloooo

Catastrophize Benedictine

fluffmugger

Anger pringle

#unfocused chocolate chip cookie #i wouldn't do well in a race

Vienna Blood Incorrect Quotes 10/∞✨

#vienna.blood.incorrect.quotes #vienna blood #max liebermann #oskar rheinhardt #just.kimchi.things

Vienna Blood Incorrect Quotes 9/∞✨

#Max rolling his eyes so unsubtly at von Bülow cracks me up #max x oskar #max liebermann #oskar rheinhardt #vienna blood #vienna.blood.incorrect.quotes #just.kimchi.things

shutyourmoustache

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!

#the only internet coach I care about #John Noel #disability-friendly exercise

For Fanfic trope post: "oh no there's only one bed!"

This falls somewhere between

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

and

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

I won't comb AO3 for it or even go looking for it but I most certainly won't pass a "there's only one bed" fic. It is also one of the top 5 tropes that I daydream about for all of my ships!

#asks #kimchi.answers

teh-nos

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

renee561

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

evilphrog

allpiesforourown

#my most recent WIP falls under the first category

lazy8blog

Give me a fanfiction trope and I’ll grade it:

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.

D: Not my favorite. I avoid it if I can, but it won’t necessarily put me off reading something.

F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.

#would genuinely love it if you did this #ask game

Parallels that are crazy to me. What do you mean Max watches Oskar leave with the same longing and sadness and abandonment that Clara watches him with? WHAT EVEN IS THIS???!??