scheiße

kevin \\ 25 \\ walking disaster instagram/snapchat - rust_resistant

[tnbtheories]

Be the change you seek.

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[chun--li]

[softcore-revolutionary]

[iansimpson]

[wasabi-lip]

Parents: damn weeds are choking our lawn again stupid dandili-

Me screaming out our sunroof: DANDELIONS 👏 ARE 👏 PURE 👏 AND 👏 SCIENTIFICALLY 👏 USEFUL 👏 LAWNS 👏 ARE 👏 STUPID 👏 OUTDATED 👏 REMNANTS 👏 OF 👏 CLASSISM 👏 AND 👏 COLONIALISM 👏 AND 👏 ARE 👏 ENVIRONMENTALLY 👏 HARMFUL 👏

[urdone-urdone]

[summerchulo-deactivated20171207]

I’m a

Huge bitch

[baileyjoseph]

Important info:

Hurricane Maria left Puerto Rico 100% without electricity. The Emeegency Management Antenna and the NOAA NWS National Hurricane Center have collapsed. Some cell towers have fallen and most radio stations are off the air.

If anyone knows any person who needs help, they can call [phone] WIPR Radio as they are receiving emergency calls.

It’s our turn to copy and post or reblog important information we find to make sure that you can keep the news running.

Hurricane Hotline numbers for Puerto Rico to call and check on family members and friends:

202-778-0710

787-777-0940

877-976-2400

I hope everyone’s family and friends are safe. I haven’t been able to contact most of my family or friends in PR. I hope and pray that they’re safe.

[baileyjoseph]

Reblog and spread the word, please.

[zandraart]

in the shallows

[lycanthropic]

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay clubp

[equalistmako]

this just in.. The New Meme On The Block is unnecessary footnotes and anyone who doesn’t like this idea can kiss this¹

_____________________

¹ my ass

[moomins-deactivated20160829]

my intrusive thoughts during fall

young man

there r leaves all around 

i said young man 

eat a leaf off the ground

[r5h]

i said young man

won’t they make a cool sound

when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole

[infectedmetaphysic]

it’s fun to chew on the

Leaves On The Ground!

[yeoja]

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[daltoncody]

Fake Roller coaster 😂😂

[wasabi-lip]

florence welch: forest goddess, queen of the fae

hozier: florence's son with a mortal woodcutter, trapped between the mortal realm and the fae realm

lorde: dark entity summoned by victorian occultists

lady gaga: diva possessed by the spirit of a modern art exhibit

beyonce and solange: the sun and the moon

kanye west: protagonist of an epic greek tragedy

lana del rey: met the devil at the crossroads and sucked his dick

carly rae jepsen: a mortal, but we don't deserve her

marina and the diamonds: shape shifting space nymph

[sweetaswine-deactivated20181218]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

the sexual tension between you and the other bearded guy reaching for the same carton of organic free range eggs

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

you lock eyes

“you go ahead” what the hell did you say that for? that’s the last carton

you study him as he reaches for the eggs and you can tell he works out, you think 3 maybe 4 times a week

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

you notice his college lanyard. a student? you look up and see his wrinkled brow no a professor

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

“thanks i owe you i would have had an earful from my wife if i didn’t grab these” he chuckles as he puts the eggs in his cart

his wife? why do you care

you open your mouth to reply but you stutter

“y yea no problem m man” what the hell what are you so nervous for?

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

op please keep going

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

Op Please