dumb bitch hours

[angelicguy]

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

When it rains, it pours….

[lancaume]

I love you. Most ardently

[warabou]

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

[fuxray]

[noodlenumber]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

i would wish you a happy women's day but tbh i don't know what the fuck is up with you

printing this ask out and wearing it instead of a pronoun pin

[tinyghosthands]

Poems written by elementary school students to greet fliers at Miami International Airport

[semiotextiana]

i wish i had a ps4 so i could smell the air thats coming out the back

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

For Real ✌ It’s The Little Things That Count I Mean Don’t Get Me Wrong I’ve Had My Fair Share Of Mistakes But For Real Its A New Year And I Am Trying To Be Better I Am Reading More Articles And Getting My Dick Sucked 4 Times A Week Or More I Used To Be In A Bad Way I Thought It Was Halloween But Turns Out It Hasn’t Been Halloween For 2 Years Puts Thing Into Perspective But I Dont Let It Define Me

[semiotextiana]

<3

[waifu-police]

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

[cobalt-sable]

[sadclowncentral]

i would be so normal if it wasn't for the fucking symptoms

[howelljenkins]

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

[howelljenkins]

to love and be loved is to rest

[wordwizards]

Honestly next time someone's like "wow I can't even draw a stick man 🥺🥺" I'm just gonna be like man that sucks. I can though

[depsidase]

[ipod6-remade]

[bisexualwario]

[huffylemon]