iMessage → Tess
tess: how exactly did you come across this extensive knowledge again?
tess: by strays i mean one night stands who were meant to stay that way
tess: wait what do you have against cats?
jay: i know a lot of useless information. just another admirable quirk of mine.
jay: definitely not what i thought you were talking about but that's just as worse as cats
jay: cats are fucking evil. they don't feel love for anything but themselves
jay: which, i think i can relate to, but still..










