[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]

Oh now im weird because I want you to lick your blood off my knife

[dailycephalopods]

Daily Cephalopod #224

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[melissax7777]

i am such a pervert obsessive freak but its okay because my heart is pure and i'm a girl

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[creatureprofessor]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

[geminipdf]

me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

[deusben]

unfortunately i am the type who wants to wear each others blood in vials

[rednines]

Let’s dissect each other and stitch our severed body parts onto one another until we’re not sure who’s who

[kisseism]

idk how to flirt but i can ask you a million personal questions that are none of my business

[lovethelittlerthings]

Bro I can't believe that vladdy is our goalie 😭 HES A FUCKING BRICK WALL- we are so fucking blessed to have him omfg

[amyob]

game 2 let’s fucking goooooooo 🧚‍♀️

[trysting-foes]

Im having the biggest fomo rn. Why tf don't i live in Philadelphia. Why am i stuck a whole ass continent away

[bruisesndcontusions]

*removing your organs one by one*ok please stop screaming.like you know i have a problem with loud noises.can you try to be quieter?

[kontra-svijeta]

[wateredweeds]

Flyers v Pens: 2026 Playoffs, Round 1, Game 1 — Flyers score the first goal. They go on to win the game 3-2.

[insecuregodcomplex]