angsty

honestly I'm just an asshole

[tikkety-tok]

Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?

[roseydeloom]

[tsscat]

[botanical-artistry]

[financeswithwolves]

girl's night

[deliriumcrow]

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

[brinnanza]

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[narutwitter]

[lichen-thr0pe]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

@perdviv

[reactionary-bot]

sad but true: it doesn’t matter if people die as a result, opening a sports-themed bar & grill is too important

[deeby]

august 11, 2018

[scottandhiskind]

2020 is the year we find out who the psychics are….which apparently includes bots

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[iwashandpicked]

i can’t believe y’all shame women posting ass online instead of just saying thank you

[romcommunist]

please never stop talking passionately about the things you love

[totheone-deactivated20210814]

sorry i was willing to be vulnerable with you do you still think i'm hot

[maxofs2d]

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

[silenthill]

Da vinky this. Da vinky that. Where’s our respect for our origins. Ninki Mijaj.

[draconym]

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

[draconym]

"Does he have his own luggage?" the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

"Just carry-on," I say as I slide my driver's license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

[draconym]

"A soap making booth!" I exclaim. I've been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I've never visited this shop. "Let's make soap!"

"First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars," says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

"I have five dollars ..."

"Well you still have to ask him," she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

"I'm older than he is," is all I can think of to say.

[draconym]

"Would you like a children's menu?"

"Sure, and if you're taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona."

[cyborgrabbit]

Hey op?

HOW???

[draconym]

I'm short

[dungeondaddy69]

This... Feels like a manga

[tastefullyoffensive]

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[horror-stim]

[hellenhighwater]

holy SHIT

[dmnsqrl]