Just Bring Me Some Wine

Jessica. 24. Miami.

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The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter.

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The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high

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That dolphin’s ripping a huge bonk

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i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

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I’m 21 and I am just now seeing a snake drink water for the first time…

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joe you ain’t SHIT

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my childhood was ruined at this precise moment 

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;(

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Sasha turned 8 weeks old & got to come to her new home today! (Source: http://ift.tt/2Boi0Mj)

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lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

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this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

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I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

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can I volunteer to be a penguin

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I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

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Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

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I love everything about this post.

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Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

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Born in 1999 and remember all of this. Particularly the dangerous scooters.

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My childhood

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Damn it I’m old. Wtf do kids use now?

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I still hate it. It’s humiliating. Not to me it’s not. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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When will your friends ever

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PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM

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and take off your clothes because you come into my house. my house, my rules, right?

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The fighting doesn’t just end after they come home.

Veteran Vision Project

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I will never not reblog this when it shows on my dash.

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If you aren’t a veteran please try at least to be compassionate. You may not understand what is in the mind of the warrior, but you can hold their hand, and seek to heal their heart.

Many hands make light of a heavy load. They bore your liberty; now help bear their pain.

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Powerful

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the everyday struggle

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