who the hell is bucky?

[zeekubeast]

wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings

[nothingbecomingsomething]

weightlesslives:

Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.

This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

[poisonxxkiss-deactivated2015070]

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

[vampiregerards]

That too

[gigletparadise-deactivated20130]

[littlewhinginggg]

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

[ultimagus]

BROCONUT

[cryfarting]

m a n g ERI NE

[69spooky420me]

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

[viincentvangogh]

too good to not reblog

[wasureneba]

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

[acitymadeofsong]

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

[screamqueen-97]

I knew that was coming

[qothqueen]

teacher: its pajama day that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

[officialunitedstates]

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

[1deacthedeathmerchant]

[nowacking]

Good Guy Burglar

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

[modestmgmtofficial]

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

5 gallons of homework

mouthful of lint

20 degrees of facial oil

7 pints of china

handful of fergi

60 mph of dad

[blazepress]

The level.

[roachpatrol]

i’m very angry and very impressed

[rechargeables-blog]

Baby fell out of the tree. She couldn’t fly very well in the wind, so I picked her up and put her back in her nest :)

[flockdynamics]

Hoorah! PUT BABY BIRDS BACK IN THE NEST GUYS and if you can’t reach the nest but you can see it and the parents are hanging around, you can make a little makeshift nest. THE PARENTS WILL STILL CARE FOR IT the idea that they’ll smell you and reject it is a myth started by people who didn’t want their kids handling wild animals.

Just a quick reiteration of a spring/summertime psa.

[reptarleparrot]

That myth is all the more ridiculous once you realize that birds have terrible senses of smell

[owlways-sleepy]

I’m so happy that someone other than me knows the whole smell and mother birds thing is fake, you guys, think about how many people believe in that myth and have let baby birds die…

[futurediarist-deactivated201401]

Warning to anyone who uses deviantART! [PLEASE REBLOG]

If you get a note like this from this guy, ignore it. Delete it. If you ask what his daughter likes, he’ll try sending you a very suspicious folder with random art in it, as well as a virus.

Please spread this around because someone who doesn’t know any better can really wind up getting screwed over. Thank you!

[mysharona1987]

"Don't take a nude pic if you're a famous woman and don't want it leaked."

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

[hugpanaro-blog]

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

[PUNCHES YOU TWICE IN THE FACE]

DARK DARK

[save-the-cheerleader]

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

[terryhall]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh   

MONA LISA

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

[handpickedhappiness]

[fueledbycapitalism-deactivated2]

hello yes I’m a writer my daily activities include not writing

[nuggles]

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

[metallikato]

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

[cheftier]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO