reshop, heda

alex ; march 2 ; 27 ; they/them

[cryfarting]

actually pretty proud of how far my art's come so i'll put this one here too, mutuals can DM for twitter/bsky link

[cryfarting]

actually pretty proud of how far my art's come so i'll put this one here too, mutuals can DM for twitter/bsky link

[cryfarting]

im still alive im just on twitter (and bluesky i guess) now drawing gay sex 😎👌 mutuals can DM for URL

[plushav]

AQUA Sense of Wonder Penguin Parent-child set

[guooey]

[transette]

[naradreamscape]

Serious explanation here: she's teaching them the instinct of being alert around enclosure openings! For example, if these were wild cats living in a bush, they'd run the risk of a larger predator running up to the opening and grabbing one of them. The mother cat is also only bapping them lightly without claws, so those slaps are more of an annoyance meant to get the kittens' attention, and to teach them to keep their eyes out for potential threats.

[violetsandshrikes]

Aggressive mantis shrimp wash ashore on Delaware beaches after storm

Known as "thumb splitters," mantis shrimp are dangerous and can injure a human or pet. There'll be a bevvy of them washing ashore on Delawar

I see USAmericans have unlocked another timed event

[todaysbird]

Oh Boy. I am So Excited to meet the “Thumb Splitters”

[shiftythrifting]

never bought a shirt faster

[lachrymogenic]

[superchat]

this isnt even a bit, its just true

[ashingtongreen]

It’s been a hot minute since i baked my weird bread 🦀

[wheeled-jack]

Crabohydrates…

[seeyouguyslater]

YOU. BEAST. YOU CANT GO ON TUMBLR AGAIN ALEX

[cryfarting]

[seeyouguyslater]

[cryfarting]

[hellspawnmotel]

maybe we’re friends

[juliathefacesofevil]

fish want me to fuck women

[blattella]

when i am kissing a woman there are always sea beasts like barnacle ostracod etc. there cheering and celebrating so loudly for me.

[ermingarden]

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[seeyouguyslater]

YOU. BEAST. YOU CANT GO ON TUMBLR AGAIN ALEX

[cryfarting]

[cryfarting]

i forgot 2 update this place for 2+ years. nature is healing

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[customemoji]

crab wielding knife, crab blushing, crab wielding knife and blushing