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David Wyatt. 25. Massachusetts. I like people, places, and things.

[kanmi-mitsu]

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[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[jodiefoster]

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

[theweirdwideweb]

[dutchster]

snakes never visit a restaurant because they don’t have any fingers to point at the words they can’t pronounce on the menu

[msknope]

[lfeellike]

a passion fruit that lost its passion

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[lostandtwisted]

[mondfuchs]

I drew some dry and fluffy Pikachus

[the-dandy-warhols]

I failed a psych 101 class in community college once and I’m suddenly able to diagnose Naruto characters with psychiatric disorders

[yonkou]

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[twinkincel]

im a snail and god is salting me

[slothsocks]

I think about this post every time the lights at work are too bright and hurt my eyes

[ciryes]