You're not punk and I'm telling everyone

Kashmir. 27. New York. She/her. Bisexual. Polyam.. I am not the band from Portland, but I sure do like them a lot.

[paxamericana]

[gilfaddict]

Gaga's alter ego: Jo Calderone.

[danhumphrey]

redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy

[screenshotsofdespair]

[the-dandy-warhols]

I took up a seasonal part time gig at a Halloween pop up store that rhymes with Smearit and worked the soft opening this weekend.

Did not expect the top seller to be lifesize latex zombie babies

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[the-dandy-warhols]

Children who were named after Avatar the Last Airbender characters are now old enough to join the work force. In other news I’ve never felt this geriatric before in my entire life

[dropovers]

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

[mollyjames]

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

ur pinned is a Leonard Cohen song how r u gonna call Harry styles boring 💀

i don’t think you understand the wave of actual homicidal intent that just washed through my body like if you were standing in front of me right now you would’ve been in real danger. what the fuck are you talking about. this is literally such an evil thing to say. youre literally an evil person. what the fuck is wrong with you im in shock. im in shock. im in shock

[valtsv]

roommate showed me his gargoyles (not a euphemism) only they weren't gargoyles they were grotesques, because they don't serve any functional architectural purpose (ie: as waterspouts), so i had to restrain myself from a category 5 pedantic fun ruiner moment

[the-dandy-warhols]

Saw an old coworker working her new job while grabbing burgers with my partner and she said to me “aw, you’re still with (major supermarket chain)? I could never”

I got owned by the closing cashier at Five Guys. Left the store with burning feelings of insecurity and a sack of food that was greasing itself out of its own bag.

[cowtiekentoa]

Haku, listen. I don't remember this, but my mom told me about it. Once when I was little, I fell in a river. Now it's all built over. It flows underground. But I just remembered. The river was called... it was called the Kohaku River. Your real name is Kohaku.

SPIRITED AWAY 千と千尋の神隠し 2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals

[edwardianchic]

The Smart Set magazine covers by Albert Barbelle

[xanaxfarts]

来巡视人间的猫猫神

[hofmanns]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8, Episode 03 ↳ The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre (2012)