Mostly Illiterate, But We're Gettin There

I didn't like the ending, so I changed it

[watercolorediting]

Ok so I’m gonna re-purpose this blog strictly for writing stuff, I’ve been inactive for a really long time so whoops!

[alittlebiteverything]

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

[enrique262]

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

[knightrepentant]

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

[enrique262]

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

[lisasimpsonwannabe]

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

[depressedcatthing]

“They cometh”

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

goddamn that SOUND magnificent

[watercolorediting]

You can try to explain this science but I know a dimensional rift when I see one

[babyanimalgifs]

oh my god

[pabs-art]

You look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t important

[fuckthesheriff-panda]

That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute!

[sleepystarbits]

@oreo-pie

[lilanth]

I need to know if these cats are being sold into the the pet trade or not

[relentlesslygayy-deactivated202]

Nope! These little kitties are from black jaguar white tiger foundation, a big cat rescue and sanctuary, and the man in the video is Eduardo Serio. He regularly gets orphaned cubs and cubs rescued from the pet trade, when the zoos don’t have enough room. He doesn’t normally socialize with them like this but the margay and jaguar cubs here had already imprinted on humans and can no longer survive in the wild, so he’s been raising them

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[watercolorediting]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[watercolorediting]

Where does wind start? Think about it

[watercolorediting]

Ever have that point during the year where you just get so overwhelmed that you just shut down for a few days?  Between school, work, and volunteering I’ve been totally stressed, it literally got to the point where I kept forgetting how to do tiny everyday things things like reading because my mind was so preoccupied. But after a few days off I think I’m finally back to the point where I can function like a normal human. lol

[tastefullyoffensive]

*cartoon splat noise* (via beefyfritosburrito)

[watercolorediting]

“I meant to do that.”

[radiomaxwell]

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

[prideofyunmeng]

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

[silvernis]

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

[lord-of-bitchcraft]

And let’s not forget the “You Shouldn’t Keep Secrets From Me (Even Though I’ll Use Them Against You Later)”

[watercolorediting]

And the ever popular “I Never Asked For Your Side Of The Story(Even Though You Are The Most Likely To Know What Really Happened)”

[watercolorediting]

As an American student I can definitely say that one of the most annoying flaws of the public school system is everything keeps getting more complicated so parents can’t understand it but still base their knowledge on how hard school is on what they learned. So when someone complains about their schoolwork to their parents and gets told off because, “It’s not that hard, when I was a kid this was really fun!” and “Come on, you can do better than that” I’m just like -_- “oh rEALLY, EASY HMMMM”

[novellaqueen]

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

[chazzaroo47]

I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.

[kingloptr]

i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~

[chainerstorment]

My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode

[noxfauna]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

reblogging because this will never stop being funny

[mallowhoney]

“Go make your own” “STOP PANDERING TO THE GAYS” “But sir… I am a gays.”

[zodiac-signs-nonsense]

Reblog if you agree with yours! 

[zodiac-signs-nonsense]

If you’re into astrology, we also have a Facebook Page Here.

[lixthenala]

I agree so much it hurts

[watercolorediting]

I hadn’t realized how much of a mom friend I was until I heard my mom yell “FUCK” from halfway across the house and yelled “WATCH YOUR MOUTH, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT” ...... my youngest sibling is nearly in her teens

[micdotcom]

Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika

Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.

[starlightomatic]

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas. This is America in the 21st century.  Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish.  Especially if you’re not Jewish.  Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

[prozdvoices]

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picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of whether they match or not

[watercolorediting]

I’m either the guy who lets my bff fight while I stand in the corner with my perfectly matching outfit, or the guy screaming as they charge into a fight wearing something that looks like a rainbow threw up on me.