Fuck

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

refuse to get out of bed. i am the blanket and the blanket is me. the perfect disguise against predators. the world is simple beneath the blanket, simple and softer. my responsibilities & i, never the 2 shall meet

[gregorys-easybakeoven]

literally a turtle…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no specifically THIS turtle

[casukaga]

“‘twas the night before winter’s crest...”

(‼️minor flash warning near the end‼️)

i loved laura’s poem in the recent narrative telephone so much i just had to make an animatic of it. so here’s my first FULL animatic and first crit role animatic!

merry (early) christmas and happy holidays!!

find this same video on my Youtube and Twitter (yes, i just made a twitter to post cr art)

[secretmellowblog]

i animated a smol weary cat plodding through 2020………..

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog to reassure the smol weary cat and tell it that it will turn out okay in the end.

[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken

[shining-br1ght]

Taliesin: *finally notices Sam’s shirt featuring his face*

Taliesin: So this is what you’re doing now.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i, am proud of u. But like. the way a toddler would be proud of a roomba choking on a potato crisp

[watercrier]

"My parents trying to be supportive"

[somecommonbitch]

every time caduceus uses sentinel at death’s door to cancel a crit, i like to imagine caduceus smacking the offending npc with his staff and shouting “nope!”

[deer-knight]

they/them i made a chestplate yesterday, sourced from an old metal bucket i found in the woods :)

november 2020

[luckthebard]

Other Molaesmyr and Savalirwood lore: The Star Razor sword that Fjord now wields was originally broken in the ruins of Molaesmyr. So something about the corruption in that place (and in the trees in the ruins of Aeor at A2) was powerful enough to destroy a weapon forged by the gods.

This tracks with the Aeorian civilization’s general scientific motives, as the mages there were trying to create a weapon to kill the gods. That is what all these experiments were about, and why the gods (both Prime and Betrayer) eventually joined together to destroy Aeor in the midst of the Calamity.

And the destruction of Aeor is what created the Dark City in the Astral Sea that Lucien and company are now trying to bring back. The most powerful mages in Aeor created it through trying to protect themselves and their district from the city’s destruction. So the Eyes of Nine who are trying to return with the city (and using the Tomb Takers to do it) are the people who designed and created all of this god-killing corruption hundreds of years ago. Only now they’ve been trapped in madness and chaos and hunger and corruption of their own making for hundreds of years, hunting in the Astral Sea, desperate to return.  

What fantastic lore for a campaign big bad.

[luckthebard]

Given that the corruption in the Savalirwood, which originated from the Ruins of Molaesmyr, is present in the ruins of Aeor, new theory:

This is all tied to Ludinus Da’leth. 

Da’leth, much like Vess DaRogna, is extremely interested in recovering and using magic and magical tools from the Age of Arcanum that are found in the ruins of Aeor. We know this because the Mighty Nein just found the dead body of one of his assistants in the ruins at A2. But Vess was a middle-aged half-elf and Ludinus is an old elf. He’s been around for a while, and conceivably has been fucking with this stuff for much longer.

Something else we know about Ludinus from the Explorer’s Guide to Wildemount: He survived the fall of Molaesmyr, when the corruption that spread to the Savalirwood was originally released. It was after the fall of Molaesmyr that he fled that city, went south to the Empire, and founded the Cerberus Assembly. 

So what if Ludinus Da’leth was the one who caused the fall of Molaesmyr? What if he was plundering the ruins of Aeor even back then, brought some of the corrupted forest from the ruins back to Molaesmyr to experiment on it, and it blew up in his face because he was messing with something he didn’t fully understand? 

[jadequarze]

Jester with a bit of gray hair, why yes.

💥  [Ko-fi | Redbubble | Twitter | INPRNT] can be found in pinned post.  

[yaboywillyshakes]

i'm obsessed with the fact that artagan is now just like... some dude who hangs out with the nein sometimes but isn't really useful or knowledgeable at all

[cruelnemothesis]

"To Alpha and Alpha, we trek till homeward bound we be." -gay crime santa claus, 2020

[kerpluvis]

your brother was right

[apricotsndots]

Sprinkle’s Lament

I am lying in wait for someone to cast speak with animals on that poor beleaguered creature…the THINGS he might say…

[viciousmollymaukery]

with fjord's current track record regarding turtles it's only a matter of time until orly kills him.

[viciousmollymaukery]

who would win, a level 13 half-orc padlock with a literal god-killing vestige in his possession, or tortle with some bagpipes, tattoo guns, and a regifted pirate hat

[highintlowwis]

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