The Watermelon Duchess

One in a Melon :) *Credits to creator of header Image*

[homocidalpotat]

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[linathecat17]

"Some of you guys make too many excuses for his behavior" wow I wonder where they get that from

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[enki2]

Don't get married; just dress like this to go grocery shopping

[mjsloveslave]

This is so Michael Jackson coded it's not even fucking funny.

[grims-bitching-account]

I cannot find the post but I made this edit because this scene baffled me

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[jellyfish-enthousiast]

Tadc fans are always like “omg I hate the toxic side of the fandom!!” And the toxic side in question is like “I don’t think the writing in this part was that good also you shouldn’t be racist.”

[importantcatpics]

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[sabis-posts]

Sokka and aang after writing a letter to katara and saying it was from toph

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[n0nexistent-m0th]

I was so baffled at how this scene from the finale was trying to look "peaceful" and "beautiful" like wtf

The abstractions are living people that are stuck in a state where they feel constantly terrified and disoriented (the reason they usually try to attack everything they see), being abstracted feels like literal hell, we are looking at beings who are trapped in eternal torture and yet we're supposed to be like aww pretty fishes

[tadc-crit]

Jax may have suffered (it was basically all his fault but still) but what does he learn?

The best you can do is "he learns that people will help you even at your worst", but not only is that kind of a weird lesson to give to an abuser of all people, it also means fucking nothing! Because he STILL insults Pomni in his last moments! He never thanks her for anything she's done!

And other than that, what else does he learn?

He learns that he can physically assault people with little to no pushback. He learns that he can harass and traumatize people and no one will get on his ass for it for more than two seconds.

He learns that no matter what he does, people will bend over backwards to keep him stable, even at their own expense.

And, again, what a terrible fucking lesson to give to someone with almost no redeeming qualities, someone who's basically done nothing but hurt people for years.

Fuck this show man.

[yapaholique]

when im a fem character written by gooseworx so my only purpose is to serve the male narrative and provide exposition on why he acts the way he does and not have any thoughts or feelings beyond that