settle down with me

+Carla; I'm pretty sure I ate a pinecone once because it told me to.

[laurens-german]

This is so patronising. Leave it to you to use big words when you’re smashed.

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

[elw3a-deactivated20190817]

[standing-strong-against-demons]

this is my favourite scene from the simpsons. 

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[bladesrunner]

“Let’s dance.” BLADE RUNNER 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[harrygallery]

[stars-bean]

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

[anxietyproblem]

[dollsonmain]

[kdinjenzen]

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[ataraxiatic]

[memehumor]

Boycotting Whoever Annoys Me

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

crush accidentally makes physical contact with you

[rumour-deactivated20140807]

*logs in to tumblr*

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired

[pasifik]

WAIT A MINUTE

[melonisopod]

Wake up babe, new theology just dropped.

[pointlessandunnecessary]

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[itsoundslikethis]