The Torrential Masked Master!!

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE THE MIGHTY WAKE ((Associated with Pokétumblr))

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gentlemandon replied to your post: Hello there sir. You’re one of the Sinnoh gym leaders and a wrestler correct? One of my grandsons is a fan of you. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

I wouldn’t mind and I’m sure he wouldn’t either. Will I need to pay?

Crasher Wake would never make his loving fans or the gentlemanly relatives of his fans pay! Please, take it! I do hope the lad likes it!

Perhaps he shall frame it and mount it on his wall...

Along with the photographs of friends he may make!

But we all know which will stand out from them all...

And that is the autograph of Crasher Wake!

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Apologies for vanishing.

That sewer system was a little more complex than I thought.

I also had to fight off the beast of the labyrinth with my bare hands!!

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Hello there sir. You're one of the Sinnoh gym leaders and a wrestler correct? One of my grandsons is a fan of you. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Ahah! Always a hit with the young aspirants I see! A pleasure to meet you too sir! Would you like an autograph to give to your grandson? I'd be glad to supply!

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Eet iz alwayz a playzure tew see such a fyne speziman of mazcuility. I zend moi kizzez in your gen-eeral dirr-ection. Mwah~<3 (It is always a pleasure to see such a fine specimen of masculinity. I send my kisses in your general direction. Mwah.~<3)

Yes, yes, masculinity is very important! Your appreciation is appreciated madame Fantina! Now that I think about it, the letter 'M' is a vital letter! It stands for many things! Like Muscles, masculinity, manly, men, martial arts master, and miniature Crasher Wake figurines!!

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Oh goodness!

Apologies everyone! But I must be somewhere! I shall reply with haste the moment I return! Farewell for now! [Dives off a sky-high diving board straight into an open manhole on the street.]

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thegrassprincess:

I know! I love the beach! It’s so fun and relaxing!

Do you promise, Wakey? We’ll destroy that costume, right? I’m telling you, I’d look hideous!

Yes yes! If that bet is lost, then a powerful wave shall come to your rescue! Regardless if you're remotely close to a large body of water or not. The water shall crush that costume-of-a-ground-type and instantly erode it into dust! I promise!!

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aquagruntirvin:

It’s my manly hobby of choice, yo! That and kickin’ ass and takin’ names, but that’s bordering on a day job nowadays!

Seems ya got a knack for everything, Crasher my man! C’mon, gimme a bro fist! [offers his fist for the bump.]

Very well my fellow water-supporter! I shall grace you with my fist! Do brace yourself! It could be quite a shock! [Wake dynamically hurtles his own fist towards the fist of the other, though since he was acting out a slow-motion sort of speed, the eventual impact wasn't too dangerous.]

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janet-halley replied to your post: [Whispers] Psst! Wakey! Did you hear? I’m getting a tattoo!

I’m accompanying her, too. I didn’t want her to go alone.

 thegrassprincess replied to your post: [Whispers] Psst! Wakey! Did you hear? I’m getting a tattoo!

A tribal tattoo of Roserade as a Budew! It’d be so BOSS!

How fantastic! Boss is indeed a legitimate word to use!! As long as it is a mark of something you love, then you have my utmost support! If I were to get any tattoo... Hmm... It'd probably be a Gyarados!!

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thegrassprincess:

You missed so much!

I have a bet going on with Roark. If he can’t get a girlfriend before New Year’s, then he has to dress up as a different Grass-Type everyday for two months. If he manages to do the impossible, then I have to dress as a Geodude! A GEOUDUDE! Can you believe that?

I’m heading to the beach! I figure I should have some fun with the ocean, y’know?

And, I’m getting a tattoo!

The beach!! Brilliant Gardenia!! The ocean should always be experienced and enjoyed by all! Goodness! Not a Geodude! Do not fear my dear! My crashing waves shall wash away that geodude costume and we could disguise it as a convenient accident!!

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[Whispers] Psst! Wakey! Did you hear? I'm getting a tattoo!

A tattoo you say!? Fascinating! What sort of tattoo if you do not mind me asking? I considered a tattoo once, many wrestlers are quite fond of them, but I thought, a tattoo would simply disguise my body and muscles! I think this mask is the only disguise I need!!

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hikaridiamondpearl:

Yeah—! It was awfully far from home, so I’m glad to be home, now. How have you been, lately? It’s been a while since I’ve heard anything from you!

Yes, yes... Alas my cell phone is not waterproof! That is something I am working on, as it would certainly come in handy! I've been as well as ever young lady! I do hope you have been the same?! Now that I have returned from my travels, we may share all the epics we wish with one another! How goes that blonde friend of yours?! The one who calls himself my apprentice?!

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thegrassprincess:

Aw, it’s okay! I just missed you!

And I missed you too dear girl! Tell me, how have you been?! I have much to catch up on having been in a state of isolation in the middle of the big blue for so long!!

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elitetrioken:

Whatever you say, bud.

You ain’t the only weirdo runnin’ around in a Halloween costume.

I don't need it to be Halloween to wear a mask!

I also don't need it to be Halloween to receive confectionery from individuals!

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commanderpluto:

Yes, well, I hate to think what you’ll be doing to the rest of the hellions in our region who are still active! Ha ha!

Hellions? Still active?!

This villainous behaviour must come to an end once and for all! Evil cannot hide from the ocean! The ocean is everywhere!!

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aquagruntirvin:

Goddamn, and you can rhyme on a dime! My respect, you have it and then some, yo!

And I hear you’re a pretty kickin’ rad baker too?! I think I may be getting a man crush. 

Baking is more of a hobby, though it is a fantastically manly hobby nonetheless! And if it is manly, then I am good at it by default! The rhyming is fairly new actually... It just sort of happened?

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Bonjour~ Moi faayyvvoorreettee wat-ar muzeel man. (Hello my favorite water muscle man.)

Aaah... Fantina! Truly a pleasure to see you once again! It has been far too long madame! Though even through time, my watery muscularity shall remain unchanged!!

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commanderpluto:

I was rhyming, Wake, but I dare say your entrance was all in good timing!

I can see a lot of people are happy to see you’ve made an account out here. And you know something? I’ll say that as well, seeing as I’m now retired and no longer a danger to society!

Rhyming is something I've taken rather fondly to lately. You may have noticed!

And it's good to hear you are no longer a danger to society! Dangers to society don't often mix very well with my muscles.