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Submissions & Asks

Hey!

I’d just like to publicly say that submissions and asks are totally open!

All my posts run on a queue so it might take a while for your submission to go up.

That’s all, back to the regularly scheduled textposts.

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The Strangest HC You’ll Hear Today

It’s 5:51am (but I’m scheduling this for 4am next week) and I haven’t slept take this:

Ok I’ve kept this bottled up for SO. LONG. Because I have nowhere to say this.

(Warning in advance: this is entirely satirical, I literally can’t drink coffee lol.) (TW: I am very aggressive toward whoever is reading, swearing, Chris slander).

I have a headcanon that Mclean-Brand products aren’t actually all that bad. Specifically, Mclean-Brand Instant Coffee™. Chris is just a wuss.

Hear me out,

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Look, I don’t really repost stuff and I don’t really do ‘theories’ but what... What prompted this?

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Idk if i can also ask to gen 2 or 3 but here it goes:

To Staci and/or Beardo, what do you think you could have done to avoid being the first out?

Omg I DEFINITELY should've asked my great, great, great, great, great aunt's best friend's step-son's dog's owner for advice!! Yeah, yeah! He like invented reality TV!! Yeah oh or I could've asked my dad's friend. He hosts a little show called Survivor or something but I don't think it's very similar so.... - Staci

[Uh, upon approaching Beardo for comment he kind of just started doing his nervous beatboxing thing so... Take that how you will.] - Leo, Total Drama™ Intern

#thank u for the ask!!#total drama #ask total drama #ask staci total drama #ask staci #ask beardo total drama #ask beardo #beardo #staci

Chef, Chef!! Thoughts on Chris?

If I could kill another man, it would be Chris. I don't care if he's my boss, my friend AND my husband.

....OR my husband. I meant or.

- Chef Hatchet

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To Duncan, if you had to choose to get stuck in a room with any of the former Screaming Gaffers who would it be? (You can choose 2 max and 1 minimun)

Man, you just HAD to ask me about the all-time suckiest team, huh. Who was even on it? No way would I want to be stuck with Harold or Heather (even tho shes hot).

If it was just one, I guess getting stuck in a room with a babe like Gwen would probably suck the least ;)

I also had DJ on my team. He's a good dude. Even though he'd be whining about his mama the whole time, at least he might bring that cute wittle bunny... Wait, you didn't f%@#ing hear that.

- Duncan

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100 posts!

#100 posts #tumblr milestone

An askblog? Like for TD characters?

Harold, who is your best friend on the show?

I’d say that every guy on the show wants to be my best friend, yeah. It would be pretty rude of me to just pick one and ruin it for everyone else... I think even Duncan is just jealous of my raw, animal magnetism that attracts all the women to me.

I think that I’m too much of an alpha male to need any best friendship, yeah. I’m a lone wolf. Every man wants to be my shoulder to cry on but I would only cry on my own shoulders... Not that I cry at all.

- Harold

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Hi

I’m still getting followers on this blog so maybe I’ll update again!! Furthermore: this is an askblog as well pls send Total Drama asks.

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