So It Goes

On a scale from one to zero, are you happy? Jordan / 23 / F Dream Code: 4E00-001D-A3CE

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[noodles-07]

The way his face jumps around and the mario music really just pulls the whole thing together

[joyfulsongbird]

with the discussion happening on my blog tonight here’s a “are you a main or side character uquiz” that i have yet to take so i think it’d be fun if we all shared our results to each other, let’s find out

[tempesteddies]

[decomposingqueer]

(does one thing) hm i think i deserve a little reward :) (walks around in circles listening to music for three hours)

[owlmylove]

anyone else still feel like u won the lottery when a friend you’ve had for ages agrees to Do Something with You

[owlmylove]

friend i’ve known for literally 4 years: yeah we should hang out!

me: Success! I Have Cunningly Tricked Them in to Accompanying Me (:

[auraoflunacy]

I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character

[wired-heartbeats]

This is the the funniest fucking tag I’ve seen on this post yet

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[reba-loger]

Look around you: Altus.

Look inside you: Altus.

Go to sleep: Altus.

Altus. It is everything.

[emilyarmadillo]

A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor spoilers but I give you no context

[hankgreenappreciation]

[mupparts]

yo is this real 

[theconcealedweapon]

[guerrillatech]

[lystring]

[omghotmemes]

Lo-Fi Girl. Then & Now

[writing-prompt-s]

All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Newly acquired toddler: Mr. Evil man you sure are helping a lot of people. Villain: Finish eating your lunch, Timmy. Daddy’s plotting to overthrow the Big Bank. Sidekick: Oh that’s great, John! They’re so corrupt. I’ll cancel my plans with Linda tonight. She’s gonna love this. Villain: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT!

[noodles-07]

*the plans land in the recycling bin*

[notasoupcompany]

[xcleanx]

may 2020 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

[jiaersfeels-deactivated20250919]

this didn’t age well

[xcleanx]

well it definitely didn’t