Just Scurvy Things 🤘

yeehaw

[bodeckerhedron]

MARK HAMILL as LUKE SKYWALKER + HARRISON FORD as HAN SOLO

➤• STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) DIR. IRVIN KERSHNER

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[nevver]

Snow patrol, Vlad Tretiak

[huariqueje]

Blueberries - Teija Lehto

Finnish, b. 1965 -

Woodcut , 43 x 60 cm.

[thunderstruck9]

Teija Lehto (Finnish, 1965), Blueberries. Woodcut, 43 x 60 cm.

[rumman]

did y'all know that child-resistant packaging actually has to be tested on children like they literally go to a daycare and ask a bunch of kids to open medication packages and if they can the company has to go back and redo their packaging from scratch

[foldingpaperflowers]

This is actually hilarious though

[ruffboi-mags]

“they may use their teeth” is somehow the funniest motherfucking part

[wretchedly]

Same goes for bear-proof containers! The Wolf & Grizzly Discovery Center in West Yellowstone has demonstrations. I wonder if they are also specifically told they can use their teeth

[sarasa-cat]

Stop whatever you are doing and spend 2 minutes watching bears who work as professional product testers. 

[bearotonin-international]

Let’s hear it for all the hard working professional bears

[starsong-dragonheart]

@pictures-of-dogs

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[random-brushstrokes]

William P. Welsh - Burlesque Queen (1941)

[clevermanka]

Thank you @howdidyouallgetinmyroom for these glorious tags because "nowadays we can't do photos without shaving bits off of people but this painter in 1941 painted ALL of this lady by hand stroke by stroke every glorious bit and i'm so overjoyed" FUCK YES

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[fightscurvy]

Being unemployed makes me want to KMS but applying to jobs also makes me want to KMS and getting rejected for 8 months straight from every job I've applied to ALSO makes me want to KMS

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[inesathammar]

[depsidase]

[grabyoursaintsandpray]

Marvel Character Cameos

X-Men '97

Season 1 Episode 10: Tolerance Is Extinction - Part 3

[marxistprincess]

This is a picture of a cis woman, y’all are literally just racist

[marxistprincess]

[torchickentacos]

TERFS DID THIS TO ME ON TUMBLR. I got an anon telling me I passed terribly. like. I'm literally cis and by telling me I do not pass, you are showing that you view womanhood in ways that are not only regressive for trans folk but also regressive and harmful for the very cis women you claim to support and prioritize. They uphold the very beauty and gender performative standards they seek to diminish. Fuck terfs.

[hexthelex-deactivated20230815]

Daily reminder that TERFism has roots in both fascism (eugenics, patriarchal gender performance) and white supremacy (euronormative standards of beauty and biology) and is by no means a viable form of feminism.

[prokopetz]

Seeing people decide to watch Breaking Bad based on the Tumblr memes is especially funny when they do it specifically for the memes about Jesse, because... well, let's put it this way. Aaron Paul, the guy who played Jesse, was nominated for a Primetime Emmy award for best supporting actor in a drama series for his work on Breaking Bad on five separate occasions, including twice in one season, and won three of those nominations. He was the first person ever to win that award three times for the same role. Like, Jesse's storyline is so viscerally unpleasant that it set industry records.

[prokopetz]

Jesse Pinkman is basically the prototypical Poor Little Meow Meow in that yes, he does objectively terrible things, but literally everything about his life seems calculated to maximise his suffering while he's doing it. It gets so bad that the show's producers ended up making an entire spin-off movie about Jesse in which he kills two men in order to obtain money to purchase a fake identity and go into exile in Alaska, and this is framed as his happy ending.

[drcuriousvii]

they put him in a hole and yelled at him

[prokopetz]

They put him in a hole and yelled at him.

[fairuzfan]

Once again asking why there was a music festival at the edge of the world's largest open air prison where people were dancing and partying while people were being starved and imprisoned so close to them. How is that a "peaceful" festival.

[fairuzfan]

Literally the one question no one has an answer to. Why were they there. Why did the Israeli government let them have a party there. Out of everywhere in "Israel", why did you have a party near the largest concentration camp as a citizen of an occupying nation.

[industrialdyke]

not to detract from your point, but that is quite literally what happened, and the resemblance is fucking terrifying.

around the time when the 1943 warsaw ghetto uprising began, the nazis set up a merry-go-round right next to the ghetto's walls along with music, and people were dancing, having fun in the pleasant april weather. marek edelman, one of the most prominent leaders of the uprising and a notorious anti-zionist as well as a leftist organizer, in the book "shielding the flame" (which i believe everyone should read as it provides insight into how the ghetto operated and made me realize how uncannily close the sitation looks like modern day gaza), stated that he could hear the music outside, and he could see the happy people, and he was so, so terrified that all that joy outside will drown out their screams for help, the gunshots and the fire.

and i can't help but think about how familiar it sounds now.

(tags by @verita-lapalissiana)

[autistook]

Rest in Peace, Bernard Hill 🤍🕊