From the mind of Awsum to the eyes of the normal

FROM MY AWSUM MIND.....TO UR NORMAL, SIMPLE BORING EYES.....NOTHIN I SAY IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, IM ALWAYS SERIOUS! *blank stare* -_-

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[teaboot]

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

[betterthankanyebitch]

@rilahhh_

[i-still-love-porn]

LAWD HAVE MERCY!   (TALENTED!)

[oriko-archive-blog]

buttcheek

[ostolero]

[prettyandmean]

He needs reassurance too! He had relationship issues too! People left him too! He has anxiety too! He has insecurities too!

[1-ofthecoolkids2]

His vulnerability matters too!

🌷

[garnaxo-deactivated20230930]

[caribrevolution]

[necromantiste]

Credit: IG @oz_rich1

[toastbutteregg]

a lot of us will reblog this and think “wow i need to check on people” or “i need to make people feel loved” but 99% of us will end up not doing it because we are not used to doing it and it’ll be weird for us to start doing it out of nowhere

BUT everyone needs support, love and understanding. not because a person looks happy does it mean they no longer need help. lets all reach out to our loved ones by at least calling them hi or checking up on them. its not too late to make a good change. sure it might be weird in the beginning but trust me, they will see that you care and it will make not only their day but possibly also their life

and it can even change others to start checking on their loved ones 

[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[theintrovertnation]

By: Ketnipz

[champagnemami-blog-deactivated2]

I’m so fucking horny

[peppergoat]

me looking at my check

looking at how much tax was taken out

[meowpurrnom]

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

[pixelvted-deactivated20131026]

fucking oh god

[homonymph]

FUCK I WANT

[analeyez]

[bob-belcher]

[toastbutteregg]

accurate depiction of me