totally canon wayhaven quotes

totally canon wayhaven quotes

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Bobby: If being sexy is a crime, then you can call me...

Detective: A law-abiding citizen.

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Detective: So, you like cats?

Ava: ...I do.

Detective: *pushes her drink off the table*

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Farah: Guess what I'm holding behind my back.

Ava: Before we begin, what are the parameters of the game? How many guesses do I get? Is there a time limit?

Farah: Forget it, you ruin everything.

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Detective: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Nat: I don't know, how ar-

Morgan, from the other side of the room: I'm doing great.

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Morgan: Ugh, girlfriend. I don't want to be the Detective's girlfriend.

Nat: Well, what do you want then?

Morgan: I don't know.

Morgan: I just want to be with them. All the time. I want to hear about their day and tell them about mine. I want to hold their hand and smell their hair and stuff.

Nat:

Morgan:

Nat:

Morgan: But I don't want to be their stupid girlfriend!

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Falk: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Detective: I’m aware of that.

Falk: But then you and I had some time together.

Detective: Uh-huh.

Falk: It did not get better.

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Tina: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.

Detective: You and me.

Tina: Pfft, don’t make me laugh. You want to hit this so hard.

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adventures in texting

Detective: bsjsjsjksksk

Nat: What’s that?

Detective: it's like a laugh

Nat: How do I do it?

Detective: just press any key

Nat: 6

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Detective: No, you hang up first!

Detective:

Detective: Ava?

Detective:

Detective: Hello?

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Detective: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Douglas: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.

Verda: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.

Tina: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.

Bobby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Morgan: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Farah: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Nat: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Ava: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

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Farah, during a case: We have fun, don’t we?

Detective: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Nat: What do IDK, LY, and TTYL stand for?

Detective: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Nat: Okay, I love you too. I’ll go ask Farah.

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Rebecca: Now that we are relocating to Wayhaven, we’re going to have to make major spending changes this year–

Farah: *raises hand*

Rebecca, sighing: Your Club Penguin membership will still remain active.

Farah: *lowers hand*

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[Farah and the Detective are sitting on a bench]

Morgan: ...Why do you two look so sad?

Farah: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

[Morgan sighs and sits down]

Detective: The bench is freshly painted.

Morgan:

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Ava: Detective, about that love letter you sent me for Valentine's Day.

Detective, sweating: Yeah?

Ava: In sentence number fifty-

Detective: Yes, that’s where I started to get really emotional and-

Ava: You forgot a comma.

Detective:

Ava: Don’t worry, I still love you. It just bugged me.

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Nat: I love you.

Detective: I love you more.

Nat: Don't start a fight you can't win, Detective.

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Nat: What does "take out" mean?

Ava: Food.

Detective: Date.

Morgan: Murder.

Farah: It can be all three if you’re bold enough!