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Detective: A law-abiding citizen.
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@wayhavenquotes
Bobby: If being sexy is a crime, then you can call me...
Detective: A law-abiding citizen.
Detective: So, you like cats?
Ava: ...I do.
Detective: *pushes her drink off the table*
Farah: Guess what I'm holding behind my back.
Ava: Before we begin, what are the parameters of the game? How many guesses do I get? Is there a time limit?
Farah: Forget it, you ruin everything.
Detective: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Nat: I don't know, how ar-
Morgan, from the other side of the room: I'm doing great.
Morgan: Ugh, girlfriend. I don't want to be the Detective's girlfriend.
Nat: Well, what do you want then?
Morgan: I don't know.
Morgan: I just want to be with them. All the time. I want to hear about their day and tell them about mine. I want to hold their hand and smell their hair and stuff.
Nat:
Morgan:
Nat:
Morgan: But I don't want to be their stupid girlfriend!
Falk: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Detective: I’m aware of that.
Falk: But then you and I had some time together.
Detective: Uh-huh.
Falk: It did not get better.
Tina: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.
Detective: You and me.
Tina: Pfft, don’t make me laugh. You want to hit this so hard.
adventures in texting
Detective: bsjsjsjksksk
Nat: What’s that?
Detective: it's like a laugh
Nat: How do I do it?
Detective: just press any key
Nat: 6
Detective: No, you hang up first!
Detective:
Detective: Ava?
Detective:
Detective: Hello?
Detective: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
Douglas: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
Verda: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
Tina: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
Bobby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
Morgan: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Farah: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Nat: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
Ava: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
Farah, during a case: We have fun, don’t we?
Detective: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Nat: What do IDK, LY, and TTYL stand for?
Detective: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Nat: Okay, I love you too. I’ll go ask Farah.
Rebecca: Now that we are relocating to Wayhaven, we’re going to have to make major spending changes this year–
Farah: *raises hand*
Rebecca, sighing: Your Club Penguin membership will still remain active.
Farah: *lowers hand*
[Farah and the Detective are sitting on a bench]
Morgan: ...Why do you two look so sad?
Farah: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Morgan sighs and sits down]
Detective: The bench is freshly painted.
Morgan:
Ava: Detective, about that love letter you sent me for Valentine's Day.
Detective, sweating: Yeah?
Ava: In sentence number fifty-
Detective: Yes, that’s where I started to get really emotional and-
Ava: You forgot a comma.
Detective:
Ava: Don’t worry, I still love you. It just bugged me.
Nat: I love you.
Detective: I love you more.
Nat: Don't start a fight you can't win, Detective.
Nat: What does "take out" mean?
Ava: Food.
Detective: Date.
Morgan: Murder.
Farah: It can be all three if you’re bold enough!