Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth

The butler of the Wayne's estate ... or at least I'll try ... death , the void , it's complicated ... I don't know how I'm still able to access this

[waynesnumber1butler]

hello there

i as previously stated my name is Alfred pennyworth I am the butler for the Wayne family Manor here to give you all a jolly good time now the state some ground rules

1. Please keep the draumatics to a minimum I already have to deal with multiple people swinging on chandeliers

2. Be tidy and avoid foul language you are guest here after all

3. no subject is off limits but do remember that I'm a person too and I would never slander the Wayne's name

The death of Alfred storyline

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

Now this is out of character hi I'm the teen running this account and I'm going to sit down the actual rules the ones above or just for joke purposes 1 please keep not safe for work role plays away from this account unless I give you okay to do so don't hit on me okay?

2. I do not have a lot of access to comic books if I get something wrong please actually correct me on it and tell me what I can do better and also keep in mind that I'm a new role player I have not done a character like this before

3. make sure to keep this a kind and caring place we don't want any drama and it should be fun either way that's all I have to say

Feel free to start roleplays it's encouraged

Also since Alfred is a older gentlemen wouldn't he be using a lot of emojis well he is now

[theoriginal-robin-ofgotham]

Folks.

You’ll never believe who just got expelled from school for three whole months.

@greenlitebrite @gcus-biggest-lax-star @redhoodisalive

[waynesnumber1butler]

*drops a plate onto a floor out of anger*

YOU BLOODY WHAT????

[theoriginal-robin-ofgotham]

Alfred it’s not what it looks like. I was merely joking.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Good way to give me a bloody heart attack at my age

[theoriginal-robin-ofgotham]

Folks.

You’ll never believe who just got expelled from school for three whole months.

@greenlitebrite @gcus-biggest-lax-star @redhoodisalive

[waynesnumber1butler]

*drops a plate onto a floor out of anger*

YOU BLOODY WHAT????

[waynesnumber1butler]

Why did you abandoned your daughter

I didn't want her to be raised in such a dangerous environment, and I'm almost 70 years old not as mobile as I was used to be I it wouldn't be.... safe for me to raise a kid

So I try to get her out Gotham away from the vigilantes and craziness so she wouldn't get hurt I regret it tho

//I'm going to answer this as Alfred but I don't know Helena's story surprisingly so I'm just going to use logical reasoning to my best guess

[wickedhawtwexler]

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

[waynesnumber1butler]

Hi , Mr alfred , I found some information that seems very interesting how do you feel about this information here

I feel that is a very good work of fiction and I dare say very accurate to how I would react to that situation

I've only just started reading but it's an interesting take on how yns work and look like

Master Todd often talks to me about these tropes

[waynesnumber1butler]

Hi alfred sir , how do you feel about these information i found here

//that is suspicious as fuck I ain't clicking that link

[mgofoxo]

sir , it's a link to a fic

Here

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Don't worry

[waynesnumber1butler]

// oh

I'll respond as Alfred if you'll resend it I'm sorry

[waynesnumber1butler]

Hi alfred sir , how do you feel about these information i found here

//that is suspicious as fuck I ain't clicking that link

[waynesnumber1butler]

hi Alfred!! So a few things, one, figured out that Mr. Wayne is my dad?? two, I got out of Arkham, three, your new suit and bruce's (dad's?) new suit will be at the manor sometime this week

--love, @alexis-m-kunstler

Well hello there ?

Do you mean your biologically ? But I'm glad to see you have met Master Thomas Wayne

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[totallytimdrake]

I just saw the Discowing suit again and I refuse to believe that he actually looked at that and thought that it was good suit to wear while patrolling the streets at night.

[redhoodisalive]

it was AWFUL. it hurt my eyes to look at.

[totallytimdrake]

I know! Thank gods he changed it. I don't think I could take him seriously if he kept it.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously. and that ugly ass mullet.

[theoriginal-robin-ofgotham]

The mullet wasn't that bad.

[redhoodisalive]

it was. stop trying to defend your favorite brother.

[theoriginal-robin-ofgotham]

He's not my favorite brother. I'm just stating an opinion, you two are overreacting.

[redhoodisalive]

i’m not overreacting. were you even alive when discowing was a thing?!

[xxdickiebirdxx]

DISCOWING IS NOT THAT BAD, WTH???

[redhoodisalive]

it really, really is.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

Psh, nah, I don't believe you, I looked fabulous!

[redhoodisalive]

stop lying to yourself. it makes things worse.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

You're all just haters😒

[redhoodisalive]

i am a certified hater. this hate is justified though.

[xxdickiebirdxx]

No?? It's not??? You guys just hate it due to the deep V-Neck

[redhoodisalive]

it is. the outfit is atrocious.

that’s true. i literally just hate the v neck.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Master Todd lay off your first suits weren't any better neither was yours @totallytimdrake

It's a good tribute to 70s/60s acrobatic performers like his late parents

For example

[babsggordon]

Wait a fucking minute if everyone has a blackmail folder... What's in mine?

Stuff :)

[waynesnumber1butler]

Can you put stealing Master Grayson's bat suit in there and being so annoying that I just let them go

[waynesnumber1butler]

Alfred I stole a batsuit.

:)

At 3:00 in the morning why on Earth do you even need a bat suit may I ask?

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

I'm bored, and I wanna win the cosplay contest in my town.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Is it one of the main suits or the backups

And if you're going to do it I'd add fake stitching to it to make it look less authentic (so you don't leak secret identities of course that would be daft)

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

It said "reserved for master Grayson" on it so I assume a back up. It's also bright blue.

Oh I already added a bunch of fake stitching and had my cat scratch it a bit do I look dumb???

[waynesnumber1butler]

Seeing that master Grayson actively hates being Batman I see no harm in this, that suit was going to stay empty

I did not say you're incompetent I was just adding a recommendation, you could even get away with no modifications there's a second hand market

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

Great no harm no foul

Ooh I should sell this thing... I'm keeping the grapple gun though.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Absolutely not to hell with that idea

You are not selling it you are not giving away Bruce's hard work on the black market which will then instantly get into the hands of criminals.... Or worse scalpers

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

... If argue but given your track record with shotguns I'm just gonna not.

[waynesnumber1butler]

*Alfred gives you a glare* I'm not going to bloody shoot you over this mild disagreement what do you take me for ?

Go use it in the cosplay contest and then return it all I was asking is not to sell it

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

Y'know what thank you Alfred I'm gonna go out on the streets and use these gadgets to fight crime you're an inspiration sir!

[waynesnumber1butler]

You know what this is not my problem anymore

Fine just take the bloody suit

[there-is-blood-on-my-hands]

PSA: IF WE’RE IN A MUTUAL AND YOU WANT TO THROW A STARTER AT ME BECAUSE YOUR MUSE WANTS MINE OR YOU JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY IN GENERAL —- JUST DO IT. I PROMISE, I’LL SCREAM WITH HAPPINESS IF YOU DO. YOU’RE NOT BOTHERING ME ; I WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW. OKAY, YOU’RE ALL WONDERFUL. PCE.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Alfred I stole a batsuit.

:)

At 3:00 in the morning why on Earth do you even need a bat suit may I ask?

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

I'm bored, and I wanna win the cosplay contest in my town.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Is it one of the main suits or the backups

And if you're going to do it I'd add fake stitching to it to make it look less authentic (so you don't leak secret identities of course that would be daft)

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

It said "reserved for master Grayson" on it so I assume a back up. It's also bright blue.

Oh I already added a bunch of fake stitching and had my cat scratch it a bit do I look dumb???

[waynesnumber1butler]

Seeing that master Grayson actively hates being Batman I see no harm in this, that suit was going to stay empty

I did not say you're incompetent I was just adding a recommendation, you could even get away with no modifications there's a second hand market

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

Great no harm no foul

Ooh I should sell this thing... I'm keeping the grapple gun though.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Absolutely not to hell with that idea

You are not selling it you are not giving away Bruce's hard work on the black market which will then instantly get into the hands of criminals.... Or worse scalpers

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

... If argue but given your track record with shotguns I'm just gonna not.

[waynesnumber1butler]

*Alfred gives you a glare* I'm not going to bloody shoot you over this mild disagreement what do you take me for ?

Go use it in the cosplay contest and then return it all I was asking is not to sell it

[waynesnumber1butler]

Alfred I stole a batsuit.

:)

At 3:00 in the morning why on Earth do you even need a bat suit may I ask?

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

I'm bored, and I wanna win the cosplay contest in my town.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Is it one of the main suits or the backups

And if you're going to do it I'd add fake stitching to it to make it look less authentic (so you don't leak secret identities of course that would be daft)

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

It said "reserved for master Grayson" on it so I assume a back up. It's also bright blue.

Oh I already added a bunch of fake stitching and had my cat scratch it a bit do I look dumb???

[waynesnumber1butler]

Seeing that master Grayson actively hates being Batman I see no harm in this, that suit was going to stay empty

I did not say you're incompetent I was just adding a recommendation, you could even get away with no modifications there's a second hand market

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

Great no harm no foul

Ooh I should sell this thing... I'm keeping the grapple gun though.

[waynesnumber1butler]

Absolutely not to hell with that idea

You are not selling it you are not giving away Bruce's hard work on the black market which will then instantly get into the hands of criminals.... Or worse scalpers