I am vengeance.

//bruce wayne/batman rp

[batty-old-man]

Always open to adopting

Name: Bruce Wayne

Alias: Batman

Pronouns: Who cares? Gotham needs me.

Partner: @light-of-will

Friends: [lmk if you wanna be tagged]

Family: @dickgraysonoffical @echoesofwayne

heyyyy yall

im ricky (or batty) and i use he/him pronouns

pls pls pls interact i love talking to people

(i am a minor tho so really just dont be a freak)

MY HEADER WAS MADE BY MY WONDERFUL PARTNER @theguybehindthechair GO COMMISSION IT RN!!!!!!!!

RULES/WARNINGS/GENERAL INFO

once again, im a minor. im a-okay with mature subjects, sex jokes, and suggestive/implied stuff but no graphic shit.

no maga. i can usually get along with people of different political opinions, but with how things are going i cannot be civil with people who support anything that man stands for.

no ai. im a proud hater and environmentalist.

if bruce doesnt fw you, that does not mean i dont fw you

if you wanna do any shipping dm me!! or just put it in the tags of a rb!!!! or send an ask!!!!!! i love love!!!!! especially bruharvey/twobats, brutalia, batcat, batlantern, and ghostbat. im not big on superbat, but i love clark so if someone asked id probably be fine with it (other ships are also allowed, including ocs and poly)

no proship. do what you want, theyre fictional so idrc, but i dont wanna see it.

ocs are welcome

magic anons are allowed

dms are ooc

physical affection is a-okay, especially with his kids, but if its romantic its gotta be within an established and discussed relationship.

my bruce used to be a not-great parent (in the paranoid and unavailable way, never physically or verbally abusive) but now he’s trying his best to be better. if you are looking for an abusive bruce, that is not this blog, and if you imply anything of the sort with my bruce specifically i will just stop interacting.

my policy is that i just block and move on once i see some bs. dont expect me to get into it with people or put up with shit.

STARTERS

Sleepy

Post by @batty-old-man

💬 0  🔁 4  ❤️ 2 · RP STARTER · Bruce sits in front of the Bat-Computer, rubbing his eyes. How long had it been? Five hours? Six? He’s not sur

OTHER BLOGS

main: @guysandcorpses

lonnie machin: @itspureanarky

jules jourdain: @breakercircuit

young tim drake: @ittybittytimmy

normal tim drake: @timdwayne

usm danny rand - @theultimatedanny

dc oc - @gotham-city-music-shop

dick grayson - @nightofthewing

kon el - @super-something

art - @bb-artz

[xingiliang]

Edit Credits to starkbox1 on tiktok. ART IS MINE

[batty-old-man]

"Did you..." Jason shrugs as he lights up another cigarette "Like when i was a kid, Did you ever love me or anything?" (insecure modern jay @dead-and-prodigal )

“Of course I did.” He responds immediately, frowning. He knows he had failed Jason miserably, and he was awful at expressing it, but he had thought he had at least made that clear. Though, he had thought the same about Dick and he was wrong there too.

[dead-and-prodigal]

“And you still do?” He asks, turning away to blow smoke out of both their faces. Jason had doubts that if he wasn’t Bruce’s sweet boy, that Bruce would like him at all. He and Jason didn’t exactly see eye to eye on most things. Anyways.

[batty-old-man]

Bruce pulls a cigarette of his own out of the box in his pocket and lights it, knowing this is about to be very difficult for him to say right. He takes a drag as he thinks, before finally opening his mouth to speak.

“Jason,” he starts, “You have done things that I cannot condone. You have hurt more people than I know of. I do condemn your actions.” He pauses, contemplating how to phrase his next words. “…but you are still my son. You’ve changed, but you’re still the same boy I found stealing my tire that night. You’re the boy I brought to school every morning, the boy who ranted to me about his favorite books every night, and the boy who I watched grow up, no matter how shortly I was able to do that. No matter what you do, or who you grow into now, I will not stop loving you.”

[writing-prompt-s]

The witch cursed you to become a monster so that your outsides would reflect your character. Your home town took this news better than you would've thought. A lot better. You're more popular than ever and got immediately swamped by marriage proposals from just about everyone available in town.

[occasionalauthoring]

Bruce "deep down he's a good man and deep down I'm not" Wayne. Thank you very much.

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[batty-old-man]

There is most definitely something deeply wrong with me that needs to be examined by professionals, but unfortunately Gotham needs me, so I’ll deal with that later.

[vanta-bat]

Bruce is afraid of immortality because even he recognizes that death is the only rest he will be allowed in his existence and he looks forward to it.

[bajha-blast-vigilante]

@batty-old-man Bruce.... Buddy why you re-blogging this

[batty-old-man]

No idea what you’re talking about. I definitely did nothing of the sort.

[bajha-blast-vigilante]

Really gaslighting on pride month how dare you

[batty-old-man]

Gay rights and gay wrongs should be allowed in pride. I’m simply choosing a gay wrong.

[batty-old-man]

Ah, Bruce. You have a tumblr as well? I knew Kal did, but you were rather shocking. I see you have been getting up to a lot of fun, specifically with Hal. How are your children?

@wonder-woman-of-themyscira

Hello, Diana, it’s good to see you on here. They’re fine, I believe. As fine as they can be, at least. Not that they’d tell me if they weren’t.

[wonder-woman-of-themyscira]

That is very well. This site does seem to have its merits, that being easy communication. Although I have seen many odd appreciation posts of the League on here.

The photographs for the edits are cropped to mostly show the breasts and butt of many members. Any reason why, you think? I have a theory, but....

[batty-old-man]

People are…strange like that. If you’re uncomfortable with any of it I may be able to get some taken down. I can’t say I personally mind the ones about someone specific. In my opinion, its better to accept support for the League in any form, but it does get to be a bit much sometimes.

[batty-old-man]

Ah, Bruce. You have a tumblr as well? I knew Kal did, but you were rather shocking. I see you have been getting up to a lot of fun, specifically with Hal. How are your children?

@wonder-woman-of-themyscira

Hello, Diana, it’s good to see you on here. They’re fine, I believe. As fine as they can be, at least. Not that they’d tell me if they weren’t.

[vanta-bat]

Bruce is afraid of immortality because even he recognizes that death is the only rest he will be allowed in his existence and he looks forward to it.

[bajha-blast-vigilante]

@batty-old-man Bruce.... Buddy why you re-blogging this

[batty-old-man]

No idea what you’re talking about. I definitely did nothing of the sort.

[batty-old-man]

....I have returned form writing.... Im not giving context, I just need emotional support. Three days of writing, 42 pages, 13069 words.... I need emotional support :insert_puppy_dog_eyes: -Mi

My god, that’s quite a lot. I’m sure it’s very good. I hope you’ve been resting, you should be careful not to burn yourself out.

[batty-old-man]

"Did you..." Jason shrugs as he lights up another cigarette "Like when i was a kid, Did you ever love me or anything?" (insecure modern jay @dead-and-prodigal )

“Of course I did.” He responds immediately, frowning. He knows he had failed Jason miserably, and he was awful at expressing it, but he had thought he had at least made that clear. Though, he had thought the same about Dick and he was wrong there too.

[vanta-bat]

Bruce is afraid of immortality because even he recognizes that death is the only rest he will be allowed in his existence and he looks forward to it.

[papayafromtv]

fed up with Bruce tracking them/invading their privacy in the name of safety, i like to think the batkids pull an uno reverse and microchip Bruce while he’s passed out after a bad patrol injury. they start tracking his phone activity and texting him about wherever he is. bringing up things they know he’s searched for one his phone/people he’s been talking to, showing up at wherever he is during the day and interrupting him just to prove they always know where he is; just overall trying to annoy him the best they can.

issue is, Bruce is just so happy to see and talk to his kids at any point that he doesn’t even notice the breach of privacy, and the kids just end up feeling really awkward about how happy their dad is to see them.

Jason will bring up something in conversation with Bruce that was only privately relayed through texts between Bruce and a colleague, smirking because he knows Bruce is gonna be really paranoid about who’s watching his texts, except Bruce just smiles and happily chats with him for thirty minutes and he’s in a good mood all day because Jason willingly had a casual conversation with him, and when the JL ask why Batman’s in such a good mood at a meeting later that day Jason just goes bright red and doesn’t know what to say because he didn’t realise how much Bruce genuinely craves just catching up with him every now and then.

Dick will stalk him for weeks and wait until Bruce has a really tough busy day at work, specifically so he can wait for the evening where Bruce finally has a single moment to himself in a bar somewhere to relax, and then he busts in loudly sitting down next to Bruce and talking non-stop while ordering a drink, thinking that Bruce is going to be mad because this was his one peaceful moment and Dick ruined it by constantly tracking him. but instead the second Bruce realises Dick’s there all his exhaustion disappears. he gets a really wide genuinely pleased look on his face and happily offers to buy Dick a drink because ‘it’s so rare that they get to hang out!’ and Dick is left floundering because he was trying to be an asshole but now he just feels bad that he doesn’t spend time with Bruce outside of patrol business.

Tim keeps watching him through security cameras and updating him through text on his location in an attempt to make him tired of the constant supervision, but every time he texts Bruce like ‘you just walked into starbucks for the second time today.’ Bruce will just openly smile at his phone and respond like ‘would you like me to get you a drink? i can drop it off at your office if you’d like :)’ and Tim has to give up almost immediately.

essentially i like the idea of the batkids trying to annoy Bruce with themselves, forgetting that Bruce is just a dad who really loves his kids and can’t ever be annoyed by them.

[batty-old-man]

happy pride month spooks <3

@light-of-will

happy pride, my love<3

[robs-your-robins]

Concept: Someone gifts Bruce a Guess Who? board with his children’s photos in it for whenever his children get kidnapped and he kidnapper is describing them

I love that post every time it comes across my dash.

[noodles-and-tea]

Some Bruce sketches