mikey :3

it/he | 23 | MDNF !

[waypilled]

MIKEY’S INFO POST

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>i’m 23 and a photography student! aka i am insanely busy!!! Most of my blog consists of my love 4 my chemical romance + the legend of zelda

>waycesties, msi fans, pete wentz defenders, harry potter/marauders fans, and basic criteria dni

>minors Do Not Follow!! you can interact on non-nsfw posts idc i post abt childish things its bound to happen but don’t follow me please lol

>i rb (fictional) nsfw occasionally, mute #nsfw if you don’t want to see it

>all of my art is under #my art (& some is for sale!)

>there are more links to other socials in my strawpage!

[aiu-ita]

TOTK ending cutscene but Link actually loses his arm

I assume pulling someone unconscious from the water with only one arm isn’t the most easy thing.

[demiboydemon]

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[maudit]

[profeminist]

RIP Marjane Satrapi, author of the amazing graphic novels Persepolis about living during the fundamentalist revolution in Iran in the 70’s and 80’s. She also created the animated movie based on the graphic novels, which is where these gifs come from.

Gifset source

[raremcrphotos]

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[kippwire]

the idol groups if they were just splatoon 1 splatbands instead

[catcrumb]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[waypilled]

drew my Animal getting burgered by my husband @ciceroandthelistener

[pangur-and-grim]

cleaning him

[pangur-and-grim]

those aren’t their names!!!!!!

[rassicas]

We went to the Grand Festival! Bancala Walker pages 78-81.

Translated and typeset by me. Big thanks to @SalmonidJester for (painstakingly) cleaning the pages.

been meaning to translate this for a while now. this is some rare characterization for new Agent 3, as in-universe, these pages are written by them!

the image quality has been obliterated here... here's an imgur mirror for the fullsize images. see here for links to my other Bancala Walker translations

[rassicas]

Splatville's Splatfest Food Guide. Bancala Walker pages 82-83.

Translated and typeset by me.

I think these pages are cute. Most of the inkling language script on this page is gibberish, but there's a few things that are translatable:

"OISHIIYOO" : It's delicious!

"CHOTTO MATTE TANEEE": Just a moment please

"IRASSHAAI" Welcome to the store! all of these are written with drawn out vowels like you'd hear a streetfood vendor call out.

This cart is selling "Ice kacang", a malaysian shave ice dessert.

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the image quality has been obliterated here... here's an imgur mirror for the fullsize image.

see here for links to my other Bancala Walker translations

[waypilled]

Hello, I am selling these silver gelatin prints, $30 + shipping for the “trans people are beloved of god” and $25 + shipping for the bench! The bench is priced lower because there are pin marks in the border from it being up for a critique. Both are 8x10 & come unframed. RB’s appreciated bc I am selling these due to needing a bit of extra money for bills!

these are one of a kind printed in a darkroom directly from film negatives, which is why they’re priced the way they are!

[pangur-and-grim]

if someone were to make a depressing artsy movie of my life, there'd be at least once scene where I'm checking my savings account with a grimace while Belphie methodically pulls books off my bookshelf with loud rhythmic thumps behind me

[pangur-and-grim]

not right now, buddy. do that later

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[infectiouspiss]

happy birthday to Egg Bacon and to the post that fucking destroyed my notifications and shot to over 100k notes in record time, i still don't know who Egg Bacon is

[infectiouspiss]

two years later and i still don't know who Egg Bacon is, happy birthday i guess