Adventure

Living in this beautiful world

[sexemulators]

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.

Mark Twain (via quotethatword)

[mogifire]

friend

[roachpatrol]

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

[michigatita]

Disney make a movie

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

[wordsnquotes]

[aprilynnepike]

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

[pqinful]

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

[rogerdabbit]

My entire childhood.

[whospilledthebongwater]

Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little

[whitegirlsaintshit]

The universe is testing me and BITCH I AINT STUDY

[encouragingsuggestion]

Just because you aren’t happy now doesn’t mean you won’t ever be

[glassbonespaperskin]

[thebootydiaries]

listen 👂🏼 SWEETIE 🙄✋ i may be UGLY 🙊🙅🏽😤 but at least 💋💯 i’m BROKE 💅🏽💅🏽🐸☕️

[mijo]

[no]

Are these edited

[997]

no

[ahn-f]

[ahn-f]

she’s right listen to her

[tylenold]

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

[cee-three-peo]

me: i’m going to finally get a good night of sleep tonight :)

me at 3 am: 

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[weavemama]

I can’t wait till women feel safe I can’t wait till Black people feel safe I can’t wait till gay and trans people feel safe I can’t wait till Muslim people feel safe I can’t wait till Latinx people feel safe I can’t wait till Asian people feel safe I can’t wait till all minorities wake up in the morning with a sense of tranquility and security and not have to deal with fighting for a basic human right that’s been deserved upon since the beginning

[antiandrogen]

*paints my kids face like a cat* yall: what the fuck. you’re teaching a little girl that she would be better as a different species. this is abuse. look at how uncomfortable she is, laughing and smiling out of fear. she will grow to hate being a human woman. this is bestiality

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[the-red-hairing]

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.