Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.
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Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.
Mark Twain (via quotethatword)
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this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
Disney make a movie
“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”
“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.
Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.
I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.
My entire childhood.
Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little
The universe is testing me and BITCH I AINT STUDY
Just because you aren’t happy now doesn’t mean you won’t ever be
listen 👂🏼 SWEETIE 🙄✋ i may be UGLY 🙊🙅🏽😤 but at least 💋💯 i’m BROKE 💅🏽💅🏽🐸☕️
Are these edited
no
she’s right listen to her
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
me: i’m going to finally get a good night of sleep tonight :)
me at 3 am:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I can’t wait till women feel safe I can’t wait till Black people feel safe I can’t wait till gay and trans people feel safe I can’t wait till Muslim people feel safe I can’t wait till Latinx people feel safe I can’t wait till Asian people feel safe I can’t wait till all minorities wake up in the morning with a sense of tranquility and security and not have to deal with fighting for a basic human right that’s been deserved upon since the beginning
*paints my kids face like a cat* yall: what the fuck. you’re teaching a little girl that she would be better as a different species. this is abuse. look at how uncomfortable she is, laughing and smiling out of fear. she will grow to hate being a human woman. this is bestiality
I actually have so much love for dogs
being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.