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when we overthrow the bourgeoisie and i have to go to one of harry styles’ mansions and burn all his sexy gucci suits and maybe kill him for the sake of the revolution
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sex and the planets of the 5th and 8th houses
the 5th house
sexual attraction is often indicated in the 5th house, but depending on the signs and aspects involved, this can manifest in many different ways. since the facets of one’s personality are most immediately expressed through the personal planets (sun, moon, mercury, venus and mars), links are provided for further insight. however, the outer planets (jupiter through pluto) and major points/asteroids can provide other meaningful nuances of sexual expression. here’s a quick list of how all the planets manifest their sexual energies/performance in the house of fun:
sun - sexual love is expressed wholeheartedly and unabashedly; truly knows the joys of sex
moon - your playful and free sexuality brings you a lot of attention which is often an emotional balm to your soul; may fall in and out of love regularly
mercury - sexual thinking is more straightforward and may be a bit restless in your love life
venus - you often confuse sex with love and will need that connection to another to feel fulfilled
mars - aggressive, passionate and emotional when it comes to sexual performance and expression of love;
jupiter - immense appetite for pleasure, the riskier the better and sexual fulfillment is often never too much, if in a hard aspect, you might very well be licentious; if well aspected, you’re more free with your sexual expression
saturn - sex is often work, either literally or figuratively. if in a hard aspect, you could very well be sexually inhibited; if well aspected, you channel your sexuality carefully. at any rate, you take your pleasures seriously
uranus - sex life may be highly original and unusual; you may use sex as a form of self-expression which is often unorthodox and shocking to others
neptune - the search for pleasure through sex or other indulgences may be ephemeral and elusive
pluto - you’re drawn to extremely strong and dramatic sexual situations which, unchecked, may rule your life
north node - you need to connect to others with the heart involved rather than a more cerebral ideal of sex; need to love more intimately rather than universally
part of fortune - your destiny lies in your ability to have fun with others and sex is one of the ways in which to do this
the 8th house
the eighth house shows how an individual handles sexuality. because this house is rather secretive, it often has an obscuring effect on sexuality. the hidden nature of the eighth house makes the energies of any of the planets that are in it a bit more difficult to understand. at any rate, here’s a quick list of how the planets’ sexual energies/performance are magnified and enhanced in the house of sex:
sun - the physicality of sexuality is emphasized; sexual intensity is paramount and will prove very significant to you in your life
moon - very secretive about powerful emotional and sexual needs, your sexuality is deep and mysterious and plays a big role in your emotional wellbeing
mercury - you have a passionate nature with deep-rooted emotions in general; talking and thinking about sex gets you off
venus - sexual experience is important and sexual performance will be very rooted in a desire for love and companionship
mars - for you, sex is a contest and defines your identity as a winner; more than likely will be sexually aggressive and will exert control using your sexuality
jupiter - when it comes to sex, you can be a little self-centered and self-indulgent, unless you consciously develop more self-discipline and responsibility towards your partner
saturn - sex may be physically satisfying but emotionally unsatisfying; this is a tricky placement since you fear losing emotional control which is otherwise essential to an authentic sexual experience
uranus - your sexuality may put you in dangerous and extraordinary situations; unorthodox sex positions such as orgies may appeal to you
neptune - sexual relationships may be coloured by fantasies and unreal expectations; more likely to use sex to escape from reality
pluto - sex will be intense and dramatically alter the lives of those you’re intimately involved with
north node - actively undertakes responsibility for a fated sexual connection with another; your life task may involve work related to sexuality, growth through deeply intimate relationships highlighted by sexual intensity
part of fortune - your destiny lies in the need to reconcile your deeply hidden emotions and sexuality
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