EYE OF THE HURRICANE

“Still– could you at least please have a lookout just in case something turns up in the lost and found?”

He just bares his teeth at her in a weird, courtesy smile. ❛ Of course. But I still suggest you start applying for replacements. ❜

#「❝ inspo ❞」#you think im being funny #but im not #ns:inspo

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“Well after the clown jumped off the top of the skyscraper, the sky fell onto his head and then the ground melted into a sea of purple.” Theo stated dryly with a straight face, his arms crossed over his chest as he leaned against the wall, “I trust you wrote that all down? Since you seem very attentive.”

#「❝ theoalbertvanderbilt ❞」

Wes paid no attention to what they were saying, only scribbling down what he had said before, ❛ I’m sorry what? Sorry, it’s just been a long day. ❜ He went back to finishing the sentence, saying things differently than what he wrote down ❛ Clowns ... skyscrapers ... purple —- anything else? ❜

#「❝ ooc ❞」#for new people

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“Petty thieves only do what they have to survive and they really have no use for my identification cards. Maybe it will turn up in some lost and found.”

❛ Or —- and I’m being realistic with my years of experience —- they’ll just throw them in the trash. ❜

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‘ is that bit N O T self explanatory? i could give you all of the details… ’

❛ In ... other circumstances I wouldn’t ask you to be as through as possible. But also considering this is my job, unfortunately I have to ask. ❜

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Her mouth clamped shut. Other people, were meant to be assured, a Rothschild was given results. ❝You must be new around here. The whole glamour of your job will eventually grow old, but let me get you on the fast track. When someone like me walks into your cute little precinct, I expect results, which means sacrificing a day of donuts, and greasy cheeseburgers. I can assure you, if your Chief catches wind of how unsatisfied I was, he won’t be happy with you.❞

#//dont [let me speak to your manager] me #「❝ rcthschild ❞」

He looked up momentarily to see why she had stopped talking. People usually didn’t do that when he recited his policeman script —- no, they usually yelled at him louder, like it would change the results or the pace at which the system works. But what a mistake he made with his curiosity as to what she was doing. Wesley sighed heavily and looked over to the other officer across the desk. They had no aid to offer him, only an apologetic head nod. ❛ Listen, ❜ he began, ❛ I don’t know if you know how this works, but all reports are taken care of by priority —- murders, kidnappings, muggings at the top. Now, while I understand vandalism is also important to address, but I’m doing as I should be. ❜

“What kind of question is that? I’ve lived here my whole life– except for that two years I spent in France.”

❛ No offence, miss —- but I’ve never met someone living in the city who asked about the kindness of a thief. In fact I don’t think I’ve heard of such a thing. ❜

“They just ran away with my purse– I don’t even need the money back. Just some identification cards I have in there. Do you think they’ll be kind enough to at least return those?”

❛ Have you ever been to New York before, miss? ❜

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❝—-Are you even listening! I already told you everything. My car was keyed, my driver has given a description. The gringo purposely walked between two cars, knowing it was too narrow for him. Ratty clothes, and a haircut that hasn’t been popular since Britney went psycho and shaved her head — he was obviously from Queens. I’ve already done half your job by narrowing down where your suspect is from, now will you do your thing, and find him.❞

Wes stood there as she ranted, still filling out the boxes on the clipboard in his hand. The woman in front of him was assertive but not the worst person he’s ever come across. ❛ Miss, I assure you we are going to do everything we can to catch them, ❜ he drawled out automatically.

#「❝ rcthschild ❞」

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it was as if the ruffles of their apron flared as sylvie did, “ but, officer, they never shut the fuck up? it’s like as if that one fight scene between mr and mrs smith is perpetually playing. well, i mean, if angelina jolie was a girl with horse teeth veneers and brad was applying for lap band surgery and attending aa meetings. ” the quietness following is abrupt, and a rosy blush is blooming upon sylvie’s cheeks.

❛ Look, I understand terrible neighbors, ❜ he looked over to the couple his partner had at the end of the hall. They were basically away from earshot, but he could still hear them arguing with one another in hushed tones. ❛ But beyond taking them in for maybe the night, you’re going to have to take it up with whomever owns the building. ❜

#「❝ sylvestcr ❞」

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“I SUPPOSE you’re right,” she nodded. “Right, right. He was - tall, blonde hair, he wasn’t slim but he wasn’t husky either. He had this really cool wolf tattoo on his shoulder and I think I’ve seen him around my building a few times before, if that helps.”

He jotted down her description on the spare legal pad he had from his cruiser. ❛ It does, actually. Notable marks are the number one way of identifying a perp. ❜ Wes looked up at her, ❛ How far do you live from here? ❜

#「❝ parker kahele ❞」

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“HE JUST ran off,” she finished with her shrug raising her shoulders. “I wasn’t going to call but my boss said it would be a better idea. I mean, I had a total of five dollars in my purse and nothing else so I don’t really want to bother with it but he said I wasn’t allowed to go home until I called.”

❛ Your boss had the right idea; it might have been five dollars but it’s still your safety at stake. Could you describe them for me? ❜

#「❝ parker kahele ❞」

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“ then i called you because this dirty cum rag of a woman and her more-beer-than-man husband made me burn my cookies with their fucking back and forth? so like, when are you gonna shoot them or something? ”