George Michael

A mess of a blog! but I love it so much

[we-all-can-be-heros]

I DONT WANT TO FEEL LIKE SHIT NO MOOOOOOOOORE

[la-laborista-republiko]

[ellewritesfiction]

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

[itsmayaflor]

[motion-pic]

All I know is sometimes, if there’s too many white people I get nervous, you know?

Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele

[juanin-pro]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are Gaymer

[gaypeopletwitter]

[dogwithasangriablog]

repeat after me: I am a fucking awesome person who has dealt with so much shit and I have made it through it all and am still cute af and smart and funny and nice and intelligent and I kick ass

[darrenpillowscriss]

Straight people are so weird. They’re like “cooking is a woman’s job” unless you’re grilling then it’s a mans job. And cleaning is a woman’s job but the mans gotta take out the trash can’t let the ladies touch that icky garbage. And fucking gardening is for women, except mowing the lawn, that’s for men. Who the fuck came up with this shit??

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

Women doing the daily jobs and men doing the once in a while jobs seems to be the trend

[giffied]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[writing-in-the-grave]

Life imitates art

[babyanimalgifs]

Panthers Are Just XXXL Sized Black Cats.

(via)

[doctordiscord123]

@wraithik-vampire

[reversewerewolf]

i feel like starting shit

[reversewerewolf]

applesauce is a smoothie

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[squidfuckr]

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

[keeper0fthestars]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[weedpoop]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on them

[nerdjpg]

[melonmemes]

Life imitates art

[homochondriac]

the truman show dir. peter weir

[vinegarfairy-deactivated2020090]

this is what dating an instgram influencer must be like

[mjalti]

my girls vibrator died so i’m about to drink a coffee, take an adderall, and go crazy.

i salute MY soldiers