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Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

Abandoned Honeymoon Resorts

where love goes to die

#so these guys have absolutely turned one of these tacky places into a crime scene of gore blood and various other fluids (like kerosene)#bc diamond thought “it looked cute.”#which is also what she told severen when he first asked her why she picked up jesse originally #anyway mr & mrs worst time management in the west get picked up by severen and homer at like 600 AM.#various sirens blaring in the background.

The fact this WHOLE ordeal [accidentally spending half a year studying the civil war] had nothing to do with near dark when my exact words on that had been "i cant be fucked to spend more than 5 minutes on reading about the confederate navy" and now yours truly is reading books on the fucking south because the reenactment group I'll be signing on with does trade offs (you play union for one event then confederate on the next).

I went from "no <3 " to wearing the ugly fecking outfit.

#i understand its ACTING and apparently a lot of groups do trade offs????#but man im gonna wear a shirt that says MY REENACTMENT GROUP TAKES TURNS PLAYING BLUE AND GREY I PROMISE IM NORMAL. while buying my gear.#annie irl

kerrin-deactivated20260107

ive got a really high pain tolerance (flirting)

#i was about to tag this as sev or di but any of them would say this

thesadtadpole

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

dunmertitty

#when the deaths make sense BUT the build up was stupid and takes away from the narrative strength such an ending SHOULD have had

notegotisical

hey look it’s the gang

look at those doodles of my favorite family ever

aside from the @clankyclangclang and @nicorosberg-evildeedsupporter family that is

we will be drawing them more. and on digital.

#aaahhhhhHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!#art #and prev as far as we know Di doesn't have a last name #my hc is if you ask jesse he'll say she's got his last name if you ask her she says she doesnt have one UNLESS jesse is being #sentimental and then he says she doesnt have anyone else's name but her own #and if Di is feeling sentimental she'll give her last name as jesse's #someday I'll fully write out my outline of Di and Mae doing girls night for the first time and it going from awkward to #them having a blast torturing some guys who tried to spike their drinks.#when the others come back [severen declared boys night and forced homer AND jesse to go hunting with him and they did Not have a blast #however there was a list of felonies and four “we take this to the fucking grave” moments] they're actually almost ALMOST disturbed #by what Di and Mae have done with the creeps.

notegotisical

more doodles

we are on the grind before summer hits

hell yeah

#ahhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH #art

goryhorroor

130 favorite horror movies: (57/130)

"howdy. i'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. hope you don't mind none."

-near dark (1987) dir. kathryn bigelow

honestlyvan

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

honestlyvan

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

honestlyvan

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

#thats how i write jesse in the long-fic #sad wet dog #diamond's stray coyote she picked up off the side of the road.

notegotisical

THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS.

NOBODY TALK TO ME OR I’LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF

#OP if you're insane [like i am] and do a watch of the movie for just whats going on in the background [highly rec severen is #frequently doing something silly] they're holding hands or otherwise touching in most scenes together.#theyre also holding hands in my icon bc im Extremely unwell about them #[hi the two people I was bisexual about in aliens play vampires AND a couple in another movie? insane.]#also: “BACKLIGHTING STYLE USED IN VAMPIRE MOVIES ALL THE TIME” MY BELOVED #i loooooooove the shot of all of them on the hill so much

f4yelosophy

#HOW HAS NO ONE MADE THIS COMPARISON BEFORE

pixxyofice

get invested in that girl side character with no character. give that girl side character life and a storied history. Make that girl character practically an oc with how much you're inventing about her. I believe in you!

thesoldiersminute

Near Dark dir. Kathryn Bigelow | 1987

f4yelosophy

near dark modern au where like nothing changes except homer becomes an ipad kid and severen cyberbullies him online

#severen overestimates the anonymity of the internet and brings feds down on them after he posts crime scene pictures #Diamondback (Kodak generation) has a digital camera with hundreds of unflattering pictures of the family incl #a time lapse of 20 pictures of jesse finding out what severen did (severen thinks its funny) and the two of them having a loony #tunes style fight outside and catching on fire.#she also has a picture of them toasted and looking sorry for themselves five minutes later. no lessons were learned.#Severen also gets them tracked via gps more than once #other tech things: jesse who had to learn in life to go from sail to steam #and then in death from horses to every kind of awful new car #outright refuses to drive an automatic #mae steals a pink flip phone and just keeps pictures on it #homer is an ipad kid 100% but half the time is spent reading.#he also now has the ability to google stupid shit the guys say to PROVE to Di and Mae they're making it up

hiveswap

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

hiveswap

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

hiveswap

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

#THESIS OF HALF OF MY FICS FOR THIS FUCKED UP FAMILY

notegotisical

something about the motel scene where jesse’s sleeping near diamondback with such a relaxed look on his face. he’d be softer if he could but he can’t and I DO NOT HAVE EVIDENCE TO BACK THIS UP

#he's the leader not bc he wants to be but bc nobody ELSE would want to be #severen would develop an allergic reaction to that much responsibility #and Di is here for fun LITERALLY her last words to jesse were “fun times #“ like an assurance to him or to herself that she still enjoyed this.#dissecting jesse as a character bc he was a one-note asshole in the original script but in the final take was???? he CARES about his #fucked up little family! he even smiles at homer when they all walk into the bar for a split second #like the movie showed these characters all at their absolute lowest and i wonder constantly what #they would be like under significantly less stress #jesse was written as tough and authoritative but you can see on screen that lime 70% of it is a front #bc he's a pushover (how many times did he tell mae ok fine we'll give the stray you dragged in one more chance???) AND he is Soff.#t.#[yes fought for the south bit is Yikes but at least he doesnt seem to give a dman #*damn? originally the line was supposed to be solemn and emotional not a joke. BUT he is fictional. and hot. and like. they're all serial #killers at the end of the night #and I wouldn't want to be near ANY of them in reality. in fiction tho???#if jesse and di are interested in a third here is a card with my phone number and blood type]

Seriously tho if anyone sees something get anounced on social pleeeeeeeease let me know. Every couple days i look for news on the physical release, before that about once a month I'd dig for new reviews, screenings, or film crit., but i am active on Zero social media other than tumblr at this time.

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