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[autarkiia]

Art commissions open!!

due to popular demand I am now offering art commissions. yay yippie, everyone cheer!

I also created ko-fi where you can tip if you want to support my art making and fic writing

(I'm also working on setting up a print shop - coming soon)

More information about the commissions under the cut:

I'm mostly making art with Armand and Daniel / Assad and Eric (and devil's minion/zamasian) but I'm open to discussing commissions for other characters and ships within IWTV/TVL as well (or like fem or trans versions of DM).

The above showcased works are done in a more realistic style, however I'm open to doing more sketch/simpler works for a lower price, as well.

The price of the artwork will be individually determined (taking into account the level of detail, realism, color or B&W, number of characters, complexity etc).

I'm open to doing NSFW fanarts with various kinks!

Message me in dms on Tumblr to discuss the potential artwork

Some general conditions:

I reserve the right to refuse a particular commission if I don't think I can realistically meet the expected result, I'm not into the design or a particular NSFW request, etc

However I'll try to negotiate the expectations to hopefully create an artwork that is possible for me and that the client will still be happy with, same going for price expectations

Once the design and specifics are agreed upon, I require a 50% advance payment. The other half of the price should be paid after receiving the finished artwork. If for whatever reason I'll be unable to do the artwork after you've paid the advance, the money will be returned to you. However if the artwork is nearly done and you suddenly change your mind and don't want it anymore, you won't get the advance back.

Minor changes and adjustments in the final work are included in the agreed upon price. Larger changes will require additional payment.

I reserve my copyrights to the artwork. The paid for artwork is for personal use only and should not be distributed without permission or profited from. It's possible to buy the artwork for commercial use for a higher price.

similarly I reserve the right to make the commissioned artwork available to purchase as a print in the upcoming print shop. However, since you paid for the artwork commission, it is yours for personal use, thus you can choose to print it yourself (as you will be provided with a high definition file), as long as you don't sell the prints.

payment methods are PayPal or Revolut; if you have a polish bank account, then also direct transfer

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

been thinking about armand injuring daniel in a fit of rage after louis leaves and regretting it immediately, cuz now he's dying and he doesn't WANT daniel to die! :''''')

[also it's vital that u picture armand rocking daniel back and forth, kissing his forehead and begging him to wake up :')]

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DO NOT REPOST!!!

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it's literally the summer of rpf

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

is everyone enjoying rpf summer

[bottom-growth]

actually im really OK with the character who grooms her own son into an incestuous relationship not being depicted as textually transgender. i think that is a completely acceptable adaptational choice lmfao

[kookiedeadbutterflies]

I finally figured out what the numbers Nicki is shouting to Lestat in episode 5 are. They’re score measures.

For anyone who doesn’t understand music scoring, measures or bars are the units of time in a music that groups a specific number of beats together by a fixed time signature. They’re the spaces between the black bars in a music sheet called bar lines.

You probably recognize it more from this particular scene:

“39. 8. 83. Ate his dick. Behind my back. 112. 45. 179. 211. 312. 406”

Yea those are all the specific score measures that Nicki counted Lestat cheating on him with Armand behind his back during a symphony he was performing. And since he’s part of Lestat’s conscience, he knows it’s true. Very specific details to pluck out of thin air by the way.

But Nicki continuing to badger him about how the song “Big Boss” wasn’t perfect and making him do it over and over is not only Lestat’s guilty conscience eating at him, but a perfect mirror as to what Lestat did to the tenor back in S1.

The tenor who by the way returned in the season finale in purgatory to mock him about all the mistakes he made during his live performances.

Who’s the failed musician now?

[accessibleaesthetics]

Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

[accessibleaesthetics]

#this post has 10k notes to me

When you left this tag three days ago, I thought "that's so sweet, but no. No way this concept is even close to that popular."

[mevilsdinion]

You need a love that will cradle you

[a-yearn-supreme]

Daniel saying “I’m seeing someone” after Armand’s last two lovers said they weren’t together.

[open-windows]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BOOK SIGNING WHERE DANIEL MEETS GUY ANATOLE IS THE LITERAL DAY AFTER THE PARK BEHEADING DATE.

[reticent-vampire]

do you see the vision

[lestatdelioncuort]

Assad Zaman as THE VAMPIRE ARMAND

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.07 "THE FAILURES"

[theashesofthefirststar]

Underrated Devils Minions moment is Raglan telling Daniel he should use a different bowling ball(opposed to the bright orange ball he’s using that’s clearly a metaphor for Armand) (essentially telling Daniel he should re-think his relationship with Armand) and Daniel looking at Raglan like he’s shit on the bottom of his shoe.

[therozanov]

1.05 | 3.07

[lighthouseweeper]

I love that Armand and Daniel speedrun commitment. There’s no “what are we”. We’re companions, wives even, husband and ‘boss’.

[fruitgravies]

rothko chapel. inspired by magritte.

due to recent events involving a loss of passion & unexpected disappointment, this will likely never be finished. a little bittersweet. we’ll see about these two. thank you all for enjoying my devil’s minion AU series. kiss.

i may or may not make more entries in the series - it Does feel unfinished, and i planned to end it on a good note and accompany it with writing. as of right now, however… i’m not sure. it was a really fun way to track the evolution of my art style.

we’ll see about them. 🤍

[theashesofthefirststar]

I have a lot of grievance with season 3 but one criticism I don’t agree with is that Daniel’s sudden attachment/allegiance to Armand doesn’t make sense. In the book, Daniel falls in love with Armand’s evil parts before anything else, most likely because they reflect a similar darkness in himself that has always pushed others away. In the show, we get Armand telling Daniel, not only have I watched you for over 50 years, but I’ve seen you at your worst, at your lowest, and I still want you. More than that, he enables and encourages Daniel’s selfish darkest desires!

Lestat drags Daniel into his world just to get a rise out of Louis, while making it no secret how lowly he thinks of Daniel. Then he steals away the only part of Daniel that still feels real, that still matters; his journalistic thrill, the high of getting his story. Then Armand comes along and gives Daniel exactly that, and all the satisfaction that comes with it. As the cherry on top, he gives Daniel revenge on the person who withheld that satisfaction from him in the most humiliating possible way. Armand makes a plan to cut off Lestat’s head, and hands Daniel the weapon. He enables Daniel to spread all his darkness around and does so without judgment. Does so with love, even. Daniel is Armand’s minion BECAUSE Armand grants his every wish