I love my wife

he/they • 🇵🇱 • sometimes I write gayass fics and make art • my AO3

[neptunecity]

📸🧛🏼| also posted on Instagram & Twitter

[knight-in-shimmering-armour]

A: "There is something that only I know about Armand. No one else would know..."

E: "I know."

A: *giggles* *leans towards Eric* "I don't think you do. And this is something that not even you [know]."

YOU TWO GET A FUCKING ROOM

[reticent-vampire]

Assad Zaman for the Reddit AMA

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[maxxie-or-smth]

google is it normal to look back on memories and feel as if you're watching someone else entirely

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[sillystigmata]

I’m so happy he finally gets to bite.

[sillystigmata]

The nose scrunch is so serious to me.

[sillystigmata]

Are they about to kiss rn?

[bifauxnenarmand]

if I reblog an assad picture and say nothing in the tags, know that it’s because I need him in ways that are unspeakable and also because I’m internally screaming moaning and throwing up so much I can’t even form words

[gaypeople]

killing you with his eyes for even looking at his girl….this is so loustat and it’s beautiful

[cuntyfieddemon]

"you also took me to an amazing brisket joint place, do you remember" eric. taking. assad. on dates. eric taking assad on dates and it being so memorable to assad he brings it up in an interview. it writes itself

[cuntylestat]

[bicreature]

They just simply get it even if the fandom is hell on earth

[pouringoutmyheart]

and we know eric thinks biting is the hottest part about all of this they are literally doing exhibitionism.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

everything that happens with jacob and sam is like we invented a new type of marriage for people in love who have sweetness in their hearts and everything that happens with assad and eric is like We will be releasing our professionally filmed sex tape on Tuesday at 7PM EST on IG live!

[op-la]

based on a photo from that new gq shoot