I Love Garlic

He/him Follow for garlic positivity Garlic haters/garlicels/vampires/losers DNI!! *throws garlic powder at you*

[we-love-garlic]

You're right

I know

[soiltsunami]

no hate to my ace peeps but we gotta get a new joke, idk how many times i gotta see garlic bread joke #27998 before something bad will happen because of me

[fuck-garlic]

i know right

[we-love-garlic]

garlic bbread is not a joke. It's a way of life.

[myprivatehermeneuticcircle]

Heather Ihn Martin

[we-love-garlic]

Alium solidarity but garlic would be better I think

[politoke]

[we-love-garlic]

why is your car so dirty she deserves better

[elatedchicken]

I could bathe in fresh garlic.

[we-love-garlic]

baste me in garlic butter like a chicken

[food-with-wenning]

Garlic is a bulbous root found in the allium family. It has a pungent flavour when raw that can be cooked to sweeten

[we-love-garlic]

correct although I think pungent is harsh

[theartistrans]

[we-love-garlic]

Gonna hang this above my bed so I can see it every day

[imgonnabakeit]

Cheesy Garlic Rolls

[we-love-garlic]

Who needs cinnamon rolls when you have these am I rite

[mexsicalihabibi604]

Fuckit...someone has to say it

*ahem*

There actually IS such a thing as ...

..too ..much...

GARLIC!!!!!

[we-love-garlic]

you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong

[theehyde]

In my journey to garlic-maxxing I fucked up my soup by burning garlic, thinking it wouldn’t be that bad, and then immediately finding out it IS that bad

[we-love-garlic]

It can't be THAT bad, I mean it's still garlic that's all that really matters

[theehyde]

Garlic lovers I’m sorry but it WAS that bad, nothing of the richness properly cooked garlic has. Just the specks of it that landed on my tongue had this acrid, bitter, and dry feel to it that ruined the mushroom dumplings I was eating it with. I was so hurt by my mistake, 25 years of perfectly golden garlic to add to my dishes all down the drain. All it took was one mistake and now I know the scorn and the ire of burnt garlic. Never again.

[we-love-garlic]

would never let this happen to you, my dear followers

[theehyde]

In my journey to garlic-maxxing I fucked up my soup by burning garlic, thinking it wouldn’t be that bad, and then immediately finding out it IS that bad

[we-love-garlic]

It can't be THAT bad, I mean it's still garlic that's all that really matters

[theehyde]

Garlic lovers I’m sorry but it WAS that bad, nothing of the richness properly cooked garlic has. Just the specks of it that landed on my tongue had this acrid, bitter, and dry feel to it that ruined the mushroom dumplings I was eating it with. I was so hurt by my mistake, 25 years of perfectly golden garlic to add to my dishes all down the drain. All it took was one mistake and now I know the scorn and the ire of burnt garlic. Never again.

[we-love-garlic]

I would never let this happen to you, my dear followers

[proof-its-not-a-dream]

did someone go through. the garlic tag and reblig everything. is there a fucking garlic tag????

[we-love-garlic]

what no I wouldn't do that...?

[theehyde]

In my journey to garlic-maxxing I fucked up my soup by burning garlic, thinking it wouldn’t be that bad, and then immediately finding out it IS that bad

[we-love-garlic]

It can't be THAT bad, I mean it's still garlic that's all that really matters

[brattylikestoeat]

[we-love-garlic]

oughhhh

[colbys-insanity]

i don't think you understand how much I fucking love garlic.

I NEED to eat raw garlic daily, and I LOVE to eat pickled garlic, and honeyed garlic, and fried garlic, and garlic garlic, and garlic powder and-

I JUST LOVE GARLIC!!!!!!!! EHEHEHEH

pleas. Please give me garlic now. I fucking need it. Pleaseeeeeee please please

[we-love-garlic]

we're the same you and I. Garlic forever

[daffodilyily]

My attempt at shading

[we-love-garlic]

beautiful

[gummi-stims]

Maybe a stimboard of Garlic bread yeah lol

@stumachershop

Oh hell yeah I love garlic bread 💖

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[we-love-garlic]

Oh yeah thats the stuff