Kyle, Mariah, and Perla's Satire Project

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Can't believe the domain for this tumblr wasn't taken already!!!

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I never fall asleep in class because I always get plenty of sleep!!!

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How All of the students in Mariah's & Kyle's Spanish class be like when Mr.Blanco walks in:

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Free Time?

Who needs free time when you have the joys of learning!!! I'll binge watch all the shows I miss during the week even though I already know what happens in every one because of twitter! I'll just have to fit that in to doing community service, working, and doing my chores!

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Schedule

Wake Up: 6:00 a.m

School starts: 7:10 a.m (but if you want to be on time and not have to run full speed to class where psychotic teachers are waiting to make you get a pass you have to get there 30 minutes early to beat traffic)

*learn stuff you'll never remember after the test*

School ends 2:10 p.m

*does clubs/sports*

Gets done at school 4:00 - 5:00

*goes to job I'm supposed to have*

Gets done at work 6:30 - 7:00

*gets home*

*has less than two hours to do three hours of pointless homework and get everything ready for my next busy day*

(that schedule totally works out every time I promise and we never would resort to copying homework no no no no!)

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When we walk into school we be like:

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Whenever a teacher asks a question, all of us try to raise our hand to answer it as soon as possible!

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Workinnnnn

Teens should work no more than 20 hours a week which means I only have to work a few hours a day!!! OMW to so much free time!!!!!

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Extracurriculars

I'm expected to be in like every club and be good at every sport and I totally am!!!! I end up staying after school for 1-3+ hours every day, but that's ok because I still have plenty of time to go to the job I'm supposed to have and do homework!!!

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There was this one night where I had 20 minutes of free time and it was crazy!!!!!

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Me doing my homework....my teachers are so fair with the amount of homework they give! I only have like three hours of it a night, but it's totally necessary since we only go to school for 7 hours! 

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Schleep

We're supposed to get 9 hours of sleep as growing teens, so I am totally asleep by 9 every night!!!!! No reason for me to ever stay up past that!!!

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This is what we think of when we think "school"

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We Love School

We love going to school and doing mindless busy work for seven hours!!!!