Villainous Headcanons

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Head Cannon: there is a nemesis to black hat who runs a hero insurance company that comes after black hat's company is done to fix everything. black hat knows of them. and has no idea which of the companies is more evil. I mean have you seen how they charge people!

Is that what White Hat does? 

There’s gotta be a version of him out there in fanon land who does this

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VILLAINOUS LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS

First of all, I’m missing a ton of drawings because they can’t fit in one post, so make sure to check out the stream and leave a like!

-CHARACTER BDAYS Flug’s bday: AUGUST 23th. Nobody remembers his bday, only 505. BH knows but he doesn’t allow anyone to celebrate. Dem’s bday: APRIL 1st  505’s bday: JANUARY 1st  BH doesn’t have one.

-Black Hat has prohibited the crew from entering some rooms of the manor, so nobody knows for sure how many floors the manor has, but Alan said that at least like 5 or 7 floors.

-BH rules Hat Island but not everyone knows about him, he rules behind the shadows. They know the Hat, but not Black Hat himself.

-BH’s very aware of us and the cartoon is part of his plan.

-Earl (BH’s dumb clone) was kidnapped by Demencia and she keeps him in her room and treats him as BH’s replacement when he’s gone for a mission.

-Flug can’t sleep because of his past or bad stuff he sees so he uses the cryobed to freeze himself and be able to rest. I KNEW it was a cryobed aaaaa but the reason behind why he uses it is quite sad.

-Flug was bullied at school and it’s inspired from Alan’s bullying experiences :C

-BH WITH WINGS WILL BE IN AN EPISODE. THE DRAWING IS UP THERE. WE’LL BE SEEING THOSE ANIMATED.

-You can rent a house in Hat Island if you’re a villain, but be careful because if you can’t pay rent, facing Black Hat will be very scary.

- The missions BH does are about someone owning a debt to him and he has to go collect it. Alan said that maybe we see an episode about this ;D

-Demencia loves raccoons and teaches them to steal stuff for her

-Flug did a lot of models for Hat Bots and is always trying to improve them

-Flug accepts hugs but if you approach him properly because he gets nervous with new people.

-BH’s skin texture changes depending on your fear. So it wouldn’t be nice touching him, if he wants to spook you.

-Flug’s flirting is horrible, he pretty much would compare you with a plane.

-Metauro is one of the few villains that has met all of the crew personally. Flug also calls him for help sometimes, and nowadays tries to spend his time trying to regain his family. He also likes wrestling.

-Black Hat uses British slang and he says bloody a lot. In stream he says some words more, like pillock. 

-Flug is 25 years old and will be 26 this August. FINALLY an exact age.

-Flug showers with his bag… He can shower without it but he prefers not to. Nasty.

-BH eats people and animals and Alan said it’s like junk food to him.

-‘Why does BH like hats so much? ‘Nobody knows. Well, he likes to be on top of things’ wheeze

-BH: ‘GET OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT’

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phony-time-traveler replied to your post “Is Penumbra single? Asking for a friend ”

Probably into other shadow people. Are you a shadow person?

I cannot confirm or deny anything 

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Dementia has forbidden food as a part of her diet.

“’This is NOT food’ is quitter talk!“ -Demencia, probably 

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Is Penumbra single?

Asking for a friend 

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I found another meme and you know what that means

With a few more characters this time

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Sunblast wasn’t a hero, he was a bully with good publicity 

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Plot twist: Villainous is about how evil Capitalism can be

Let’s be real : Black Hat probably invented capitalism or at the very least helped spread it 

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Whatever the opposite of villain decay is called, Black Hat went through that between the 2017 shorts and the pilot ‘cause holy shit he’s creepier than ever

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Maybe he had to restrain himself more in those first CN shorts since they were filming commercials?

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Flug smells like coffee and Black Hat smells like wine

Let’s not bring back BH smell discourse, it’s old news now 

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Every villain is lemons

[Picture : literally just a lemon with Black Hat’s top hat pasted on top of it. That’s it.]

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fallinforaguyfelldownfromthesky replied to your post: “The only one(thing/entity (?)that Black Hat TRULY fears is the IRS,...”:

I know for a fact there was one in the animated series. I think the episode was called "Jokers Millions" or something

I think that was it, actually! I might just have misremembered which medium this was in. 

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The only one(thing/entity (?)that Black Hat TRULY fears is the IRS, which is one of the ONLY reasons he pays his taxes and does the important paperwork.....

Wasn’t there a Batman comic about this but with the Joker?

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We need a Villainous/ We Bare Bears crossover. I need 505 and the bear boys to be best friends godammit

We got a submission kinda related to this somewhere in our archives 

Here it is

Sidenote : they should make videos together

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Everyone is actually very overprotective of 5.0.5 one time a hero hurt him and everyone tortured the guy in very horrific ways

Can he be considered a hero if he hurt actual cinnamon roll 505 though?

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Flug is the only one who actually works in the Black Hat organization. Dementia spends her day bothering Flug while Black Hat sits in his office reading the newspaper, and 505 is either sleeping or cleaning the house

Cleaning the house is a job!

And Dem being some sort of hired assassin, I guess they can’t really show her actually working?