Carry On My Wayward Son

"It Matters Not What Someone Is Born, But What They Grow To Be,"

[astrodickology]

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

[astrodickology]

Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a time to be alive. (via robbie_couch)

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[pluralfloral-deactivated2021041]

THIS IS THE DREAM

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I had learned anything from playing Tetris, it’s that if you fit in, you disappear.

[hopelesshoping]

La Dispute- Nine (x)

[ikilledkurtcobain]

My favorite La Dispute lyrics and song ever.

[pettycentral]

[abbythahomie]

[necromeater]

if buttercup was ur favorite powerpuff u probably grew up gay

[sixpenceee]

Manhattan subway gets covered in Swastikas on every advertisement. One guy got up and said, “Hand sanitizer gets rid of Sharpie. We need alcohol.” The passengers all reached into their bags and pockets looking for tissues and Purel and got to work. (Source)

[mesharemylove]

Oh no, not my friend Copper. He won’t ever change.

I hope you’re right.

And we’ll keep on being friends forever. Right, Big Mama?

Darling, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.

[buteverythingisred]

[jaspersboy]

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

[eponcm]

the Orange One

[sixpenceee]

This baby deer rescued from the Louisiana floods. 

[sexemulators]

[alskdadfkljakldf-deactivated201]

I heard it. A voice. Your voice, Hermione. You said my name. Just my name. Like a whisper. So I took it, clicked it and this tiny ball of light appeared. And I knew. It flew towards me, the ball of light, right through my chest and straight through me. Right here. And I knew it was going to take me where I needed to go.

[poisonseaurchins]