ashley mae

she/her • hopeless romantic • actually i care too much

[queerdungeons]

i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho

[speedoweedo]

weed the ppl out of your life who only like muppets ironically. you dont need that kind of negativity in your life.

[queerdungeons]

did you say weed

[speedoweedo]

[operatorfortheboogeymen]

I don’t engage with posts that wear me out so I’m making my own post to say that if you’re middle class and you go to a thrift store to get clothes to cut up for your crafts and sewing or support your purse collecting habit that’s fine.

You’re not a gentrifier. You’re not taking resources away from less fortunate people who need them more because thrift stores are businesses, not services, so the more you patronize them the more they expand. I used to work at a thrift store and my boss told me we threw away about half of our donations from the street because they were too damaged or dirty and we threw away another half of the merchandise on the floor that didn’t sell. And that was before Marie Kondo got popular.

So yeah those sheets would look better on somebody’s bed than as a tablecloth you made but they look better as your craft project than getting thrown away. You don’t know. And you’re paying the store to stay open and put another set of sheets out tomorrow. So feel free to shop at thrift stores especially if you donate to them.

[wattse]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

[lobotomycas]

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

[lobotomycas]

god is real

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

Everyone who reblogged this is a moth

[snek-snacc-deactivated20251015]

Gonna pitch a movie to Disney that explains the only reason the hunter shot Bambi's mom is because he raised a lost baby deer when he was younger, but the deer grew up and stole his family's fortune before skewering his parents on his antlers and running off, and now he has to live off the land hunting deer because he's broke.

[cigarettecase]

the scripts for cruella, riverdale and the powerpuff girls reboot have done an Excellent job at raising my self confidence as a writer; I rest assured in the knowledge that I Literally can't do worse

[filmnoirsbian]

How come we can't just have villains anymore

[filmnoirsbian]

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was--you guessed it!--evil? Why's everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.

[transtarks]

“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

[disc80s]

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

[piss-stained-jorts]

[illkim]

“You smoke?”

“Only recreationally”

[wayneradiotv]

[vodcar]

[toastbutteregg]

[kingofthebouncycastle13]

The music in water levels:

[deebyfeeby]

The music in snowy levels:

[luna1350]

Don’t forget the desert levels

[heavenlymusickcorporation]

The haunted house level:

[catcrumb]

[ging-gum]

my frogs w burnout series

[teathattast]

[hoshifromkpop]

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch