We Are Infinite. In This Moment.

"Not all those who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imgoodonanymlkblvd]

Treating employees like adults…

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[firesuns-archive]

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

[firesuns-archive]

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

[good-relatable-doggos]

Tell your dog I love him

[ulibeanzz]

hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks

[dazehazebabe]

Unless he’s good looking, well dressed, well spoken, and driving something expensive, right?

[belindaforlesbo]

No you fucking idiot

[ultrafacts]

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[chupakarma]

nobel prize worthy work

[ultrafacts]

Here’s a diagram from the original paper.

Here’s the full article: 

http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0088458

[cannedcream]

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

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[feministism]

[babyanimalgifs]

[earnedmagic]

bless the people who make those youtube videos on how to do simple tasks and fix stuff. not for fame, not for money. just “here’s how to use wall spackle”, here’s how to clean and maintain a vacuum cleaner. having trouble with some assembly instructions? they’ve got you covered. no shame, no ‘just figure it out’. irl angels.

[wilwheaton]

[fuzzycricket]

If I got any gift from a crow I would keep it forever, I would affix these to the front door so they know I love and cherish them.

[chris-evans]

[anachronic-cobra]

[naro4ito]

[unclefather]

Get out of him

[meme-theft]

I know this isn’t a meme, but this doggo is so fricken cute that I can’t not post it 🐶

[bogleech]

Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.

[fourteengpc]

For years people thought that you couldn’t keep koalas in captivity because they were just ‘too sensitive’ and ‘meant to be wild’ 

Then they realized that the koalas literally just couldn’t figure out that leaves in a bowl were food

[bogleech]

Apparently the koala’s brain represents only 0.2% of its body weight, the lowest of any mammal. In addition, it occupies only 61% of its already unusually small skull cavity, it’s completely smooth all over and there’s a big hole through the middle where the lobes never connect.

[riseofthedruids]

youd be like that too if you ate flammable poison all day

[putlestory]

[gossipinq]

what type of bug is this

[biilionaire-deactivated20120728]

[r3adytogivetheprofile]

i will reblog this every time

[castielcampbell]

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

[sirfrogsworth]

Stealing shoes is hard work. 

[ Mr. Bean the Corgi ]