May your foes know fear

and your chalice never empty.

[friteyard]

the party ended years ago and i’m still here

[moocar0n]

just a dad and his cringe kids

[cattoonxd]

founds your family

[notllorstel]

Befriends the local dog

[mel-kusanagi]

freya, choking odin to death: BOW TO YOUR QUEEN

kratos in the back:

[saucywendeee]

After thoroughly washing her hair, Freya realizes how little she took care of it throughout the years. Luckily, Kratos has impeccable timing. 

[savageymir]

Beefcake of a man who killed your son to save your life vs shitty abusive ex husband

[admdiamond]

he want his drip back

[blemgoid]

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

[shenzi-hemlock]

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

[ourladyofchainsaws]

Asa in any social situation:

[hopelessenthusiast1729]

Wishing i had an emotional support devil too

[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[lordoflightning]

he is so stupid i love him

[mmolto]

Silly roomie antics :)

[tobytoon-deactivated20230122]

I imagine Nayuta is pretty spoiled.

[jess-emurphy]

I think Denji is one of the most mischaracterised characters ever because everyone writes him off as "horny pervy teen" instead of "traumatised teenager who doesn't understand that sexual touch isn't the only way to convey affection and someone uses that as a manipulation tactic"

Like did you read the series with your eyes closed because the whole point is he slowly discovers you can love people in other ways. Like you know...The bathtub scene?

[nectarnymphies]

*eats plastic* 😼👍