[xamaxenta]

🖤⚔️🤍

[sparassiss]

[olidolliart]

they forgot about band practice

[dlaserart]

I realized I didn't post this sketch. woe, gay people be upon ye

[crispyanonartnsfw]

I straight up forgot to post the full thing after teasing it in the sketch dump but HEEEY 🤠

[waxskies]

I think Sam and Alex would be a good couple.

Jodi would love having Alex around to help out, and Alex would love having Jodi as a mil. Kent would enjoy watching sports with Alex while Vincent would adore playing gridball with him.

Sam would like how not as complicated Alex's current family situation is and being able to go spend time at Alex's would be a break from his chaotic house.

Sam would yap a lot and keep Alex away from having to think too deeply (especially about his mom and dad). And Alex would be able to keep up with Sam physically (yk, like skateboarding...and stuff 👀). Sam would also be very cuddly and comforting when Alex's going through it. And Dusty would love Sam sm.

Evelyn would adore how much Sam loves her cooking and helps her clean. While George would find Sam endearing bc he's so loud and playful it reminds him of his own youth.

idk man, seems like a pretty good match to me 🤷‍♀️

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[thevampiremasquerade]

“Hey listen you can’t blame me, I’m running on 3 hours of sleep, I’m 2 americanos and a redbull deep plus you don’t even wanna know when I last ate oh and the worst part is I can’t even remember the last time I got laid. So excuse me for not being completely 100% on my game.”

An abrupt snort that came from behind him had Stiles spinning on his heels only to find his dad standing there with an exasperated expression on his face and next to him stood the one and only Derek Hale extraordinaire sporting an almost amused smile.

The Derek Hale who was a well known name in the field and the guy Stiles was unfortunately crushing on. Big time.

“Son, I brought some reinforcements, looks like you desperately need help.”

“Depends on which problem he’s helping me with.” Stiles blurted out without thinking before his brain caught up to what he said and he closed his eyes, bringing a hand to his face, realizing exactly how that sounded.

“Jesus Christ I’m sorry. What I actually meant to say was uh hey, hello, nice to see you, Derek I’m glad you’re here.I definitely need all the help I could get to solve this case.”

Derek walked up to Stiles until he was right beside him, speaking in a low voice. “Well I’m sort of a multitasker, play your cards right and I might help solve all of your problems by the end of the night.”

With that he walked off, leaving Stiles a blushing mess rooted to the ground.

Behind them the Sheriff was already regretting his decision to put those two together.

[unholyfudgebiscuits]

As much as I love the twist fanfics give on Sterek dynamic I love the canon relationship they had the best. I just want it expanded. Like the only thing that is actually keeping them from being a couple is their mutual annoyance of one another. Nothing traumatic or anything. No age gap woes or homophobia or pack quarrels. Genuinely it’s just them not liking one another. Just Stiles being completely open with “Yeah. I know. Derek’s hot. He’s fucking gorgeous. Most beautiful creature in existence and I can’t stand that guy.” For the first bit. Like he genuinely knows he’s physically attracted to Derek. Knows he’s bisexual at the very least and has no problem saying he’d fuck Derek if he wasn’t such a jerk but as he knows Derek is a big ol’ meanie he’d never do it! And Derek is 100% “We’re wolves. I don’t really care that he’s a few years younger. I don’t care that he’s human and breakable or even male. My father was human and my kind don’t see gender. But this motherfucker is so goddamn annoying! And yeah he’s as beautiful as a fae and he smells like sunshine but holy fuck I want to choke him out and not in a sexy way.” And when they bicker and argue it’s not even flirting. It’s actual annoyance and exasperation and Derek has to walk away before he decks the smug asshole and Stiles will genuinely threaten to soak the Camero in wolfsbane if Derek doesn’t slow the fuck down and share with the class. 100% frenemies (Because they can’t stand one another but they are both willing to work towards the same goal) to devoted, spiritually connected soulmates. And I want it to happen in an instant. I want it like a switch. Like they find a lost kid in the woods and Derek picks it up from the ground and Stiles is about to yank it away because Derek has anger issues at the best of times but then Derek just gently wipes at his little face. Drying the tears off his cheeks with his thumb and brings the boy to his neck and softly brushes his lips against his temple while whispering “It’s alright. You’re safe. We'll get you home.” And Derek is so busy with comforting the kid he doesn’t see the hunter but Stiles does. And Stiles whips out the gun from his holster, jumping in front of the two and taking a bullet to the arm only to snarl out a furious. “You’re not fucking touching them!” Before he lets the bullets fly and the man crumbles. And both kind of just take a moment to look at each other. Seeing one another in a whole new light. Stiles seeing the soft and caring side of Derek and Derek seeing the protective and fierce side of Stiles. And maybe they both knew they had those qualities but it’s never been this open or raw or experienced this directly. And then they both just mumble “fuck.” under their breath as the mating bond snaps into place.

[texasbama]

[dailyhollanov]

#Shane's hands in Ilya's hair requested by @gothicbarbie <3

[stiwfssr]

[arlos-warm-drpepper]

The ones that broke me because they couldn’t be together and the ones that healed me because they also couldn’t be together, but did anyways.

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[teaboot]

Raising my brother I always taught him “only two things will get you out of trouble and that’s a good defensive argument or making it funny” and. Well. Now his principal hates his fucking guts. But the city sheriff thinks he’s hilarious. So I think I’ll keep standing by that

[munchflake]

hear me out: is this is about stiles stilinski.

[ravenstab]

I keep seeing Charlie Swan and Carlisle Cullen as a ship and I'm like fuck yeah give me old man yaoi

Then I saw them compared to hannigram

And then I saw some hannigram twilight au where Will is Charlie and Hannibal is Carlisle

All this to say I love it all and I'm gonna need some of that

[bufferingplswait]

Finished my work early… brain was like “time to relax, time to read, time for serotonin”

So I open the AO3 app like a little treat and—

IT’S DOWN.

404-NOT-FOUND-MY-WILL-TO-LIVE!!!!!

What am I supposed to do this long weekend now??

I HAD PLANS.

• Long, angsty Hannigram fics • 40k+ Buddie masterpieces • Bookmarked treasures that took me WEEKS to emotionally prepare for

And now?? Now you want me to do WHAT??

Read a normal book??? Touch grass??? Experience the real world???

Absolutely not. I want to spiral into fictional emotional devastation like a normal person.

I HAVE NEEDS!!!

I HAVE EMOTIONS TO RUIN