[spitbruise]

When the end credit music kicks in after a game and you have time to process what just happened:

[bullied]

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

youre not better than other people just because you listen to weird music

yes I am

[teaboot]

Women want me, fish fear me. Mermaids are conflicted

[scampthecorgi]

[diarygirls]

why does chris hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

[ed-ingle]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

[matthewjohnsons]

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

[violent-futures]

the 4th of july? you mean like the fall out boy song? you know that isn’t real, right?

[7979797]

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

[toshio]

people who have been on this site for 5-10 consecutive years should get an award or something…we’re all mindlessly blogging on this dead website for FREE

[5secondsofsomerhalder]

Italy is on a quest to collect all of Europe’s infinity stones

[thismustbetheblog]