THE WEATHER ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER

hi i love seals and those gay little weather guys. any pronouns. yes, i’m still trapped in the time loop.

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oh my GOD.

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oh my god

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In case you haven't heard

There's a huge ant crawling around under the kitchen sink and he just won the world's first bug lottery. The prize was eight crumbs of pie crust. So maybe think about that before youy start talking.

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how you feeling about the new weather info

climbing out of my grave to say: YES! YES!!! ECSTATIC!!!! THEY ARE EXACTLY AS INSUFFERABLE AS I HAD HOPED THEY WOULD BE!!! i am over the moon!

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Hey Is It Just Me Or Does This Soft Serve Taste Suspiciously Like Cement

[snakeguy999]

Day 10. "Underrated character"

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now i am become mister sandman, the bringer of dreams

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briefly forgot the sandman is an actual mythical character and not just a funny guy from a song

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now i am become mister sandman, the bringer of dreams

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immediately regret saying that

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she got that coin-operated pussy. and brother, i’ve got a pocket full of change

[samlickereightyone]

friday 13 you know what that means

[samlickereightyone]

the killer

[acasternaut]

[splatoonreblogger]

SplatoonNA:

SRL Rational Thought team here on Friday the 13th, a totally normal, noncursed day, letting you know that there'll be a Splatoween event from 5 PM PT on 10/27 to 5 PM PT on 10/29. No need to be superstitious about the timing of this announcement! Just don't step on any cracks!

SplatoonJP:

本日は13日の金曜日だが、みなさまいかがお過ごしだろうか？

ここで、フェス開催のお知らせだ。

来る10月28日(土)午前9時～30日(月)午前9時に、特別なフェス「Splatoween」が開催されるぞ！

いつもとは違ったあやしげな雰囲気に包まれるバンカラ街に、ぜひお越しいただきたい。

SplatoonNA:

We can also report that the theme for Splatoween is "Which would be the best friend?" But with the possible answers being a zombie, a skeleton, or a ghost, we think the answer is clear. Only one of them is real! Choose wisely—voting opens 10/20 at 1 AM PT.

SplatoonJP:

「Splatoween」の気になるお題は「友達にするなら？ ゾンビ vs ガイコツ vs ゴースト」だ。

どれも突然脅かされるのは勘弁願いたいところだが、友達になってくれるというなら話は違ってくるな……。

投票開始は、10月20日(金)午後5時を予定しているぞ。

SplatoonNA:

Fashion Desk here! If zombies aren't real, how do you explain what everyone in the SRL office looks like on Monday morning?! Anyway, some cool Splatoween items are coming soon! Stay tuned—they'll be available via the Splatoon 3 channel in News on your Nintendo Switch system.

SplatoonJP:

そして「Splatoween」を記念して、特別なギアが4つプレゼントされるようだ。

どれも仮装にピッタリなアタマギアになっている。

Nintendo Switch本体のゲームニュース「イカ研究所通信」で後日配信される予定なのでお楽しみに。

Continuation

[selftrepanning]

where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

[lonely-dog-song]

[sealsdaily]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. SEAL DIMENSION🦭🌊💧🦭🌊🌊🌊🌊🦭🌊🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭💧🌊🌊🦭🦭💧🌊💧🧊🧊🥶❄️❄️🦭🌊🦭💧🦭🦭🦭🦭🌊🌊🥶🌊🦭🥶🦭🌊❄️🧊🌊🦭🦭🌊🌊🌊🦭🦭🌊❄️🦭💧🌊🌊🌊🌊💧🥶🦭💧🥶🧊🥶🦭🦭🥶💧🥶🦭🥶🦭🥶🦭🥶🧊💧❄️💧💧💧🦭🌊🥶🌊🌊❄️🦭❄️❄️

[sexygaywizard]

Today is all about...

HER

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[arataka-reigen]

King of staying on his lane