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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Genshin Impact | Lumine & Aether
"Would you look at that, mercury's in Gatorade."
"I don't believe in astrology."
"No, I mean there is a recall."
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 2.06, "Halloween"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 4.04: Fear, Itself
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!
why'd I write this like I'm 74
He said it again.
Sir a second homophobic slur has hit the Vatican.
Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
happy sparkle on its wednesday monday
At what point exactly do you become an adult is it when you turn 18 or when you move out and get a job or is it when you emerge from the Temple of Time after a seven year sleep ready to defeat the King of Evil like how does this all work
just realised that taking a shower everyday is also cultural. so please do me a favor:
i take a shower once a day.
it depends of the weather. summer is 2 (or more) and winter 1 or i skip a day.
it doesnt matter the weather i only shower once a week
once 3 days
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 4.07 — "The Initiative "
The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
Make sure I fit in the pot at least.
Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...
Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta
Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.
I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!
Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still
Something like this?
But in a little over 4 months it's gonna be m
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