Roleplay Radio

Here we have a story, inspired by the table top RPG: Dungeons and Dragons, played by us... We Classy Morons. In this series we step into the shoes of not so protagonist, "Fred," as he accidentally saves the world on some days, and almost causes the apocalypses on others. We hope you enjoy the madness we have created! GM: Zyrinthian (@zyrinthian) Player: mR. dUCK (@me-duck) / Rocker (@rockergirl57)

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We Classy Morons on Twitter

“A day late, but happy #NationalSiblingsDay from Fred and Ara…well…from Ara 😇”

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“I don’t know why that run was a turd in a laundry machine.”

— Mark “REEEEEEE” Fischbach

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I know this is Markiplier, but it sounds like something both of the guys would say - rocker

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Zyrinthian: Wait, I don’t have it up! I have cheezy on my peeny.

- mR. dUCK

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LISTEN UP

I’m American. I live right in the southwest and let me tell you, it’s hell over here right now, but it will become a lot worse if Article 13 is passed. 

You’ve probably heard about Article 13, and if you haven’t, go watch this video right now. Whatever you’re doing can wait for sixteen minutes and two seconds, because a second-long vote could destroy everything online.

Whether you’re from Europe or not, this law could affect you, so you should care Article 13 because it is going to destroy the online lives that you have built. No more posting memes, no more remixes, and no more YouTubers from anywhere. 

Jacksepticeye will no longer be able to upload. 

Markiplier will no longer be able to upload. 

MatPat won’t.

Thomas Sanders.

Dan and Phil.

How to Basic. 

All of your favorite content creators are at risk of losing their jobs because people want stricter laws on copyright, which will support the larger media companies but kill smaller creators. And because of this, we may lose everything online. 

So spread the word! Reblog this, reblog other people’s posts, find petitions, write your own posts! If you’re in Europe, contact your MEP’s and get them to understand how it will affect the people who use the internet. 

Please. 

#savetheinternet. 

[weclassymorons]

Even though we’re small and in America, this also affects us…or at least there’s a possibility it will in the future. Whether you’re the smallest of the small, a big boy like Mark or Jack, or just a fan of ANY YouTube content creator Article 13 affects us all because global companies such as YouTube and Tumblr follow the strictest set of rules in order to protect themselves and everyone else.

Like the above person said, if you’re in Europe, contact your MEPs. For people everywhere else, spread the word. This needs to be talked about NOW

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For @weclassymorons  Made this for you!

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Absolutely love it 😊🖤 - rocker

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So I found this on google, and all i could think is “this is probably one if Death and Ara’s wedding photos.”   Then I saw the chains and her boob mostly hanging out…  - rocker

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wrong color hair and she has a pentagram on her necklace, but at least her boob is covered up...how did I end up googling “sexy grim reaper”?????

PERFECT! that’s it! that’s the wedding photo!!

...it’s cut off because otherwise a very clear ass can be seen..........I mean death is showing off is ribcage (and part of spine), but...can’t show too much lol

........what is wrong with me?  - rocker

((also credit to all artists. I found these on google))

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So I found this on google, and all i could think is “this is probably one if Death and Ara’s wedding photos.”   Then I saw the chains and her boob mostly hanging out...  - rocker

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Everyone is chairs

[weclassymorons]

"Wait, who sits on them then??? Is sex just them stacking on each other??? In that case there are a lot of orgies in the world?!!" -- a concerned WCM fan we'll call Zilly.

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A group of demons have been summoned to the earth, and you must stop them! Luckily, all the demons of major sins are busy, so you now need to stop the Demon Prince of Squeezing Toothpaste From The Middle Of The Tube

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This idea will most likely be used-- Zyrinthian

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Men are lucky penises do not wag like a dog’s tail when they are excited.

[weclassymorons]

How to "Have Fun"

Co-worker: "What are you up to, Zy?"

Me: "Oh just trying to have some fun before work starts."

Co-worker: "No, wait until you're in the bathroom to do that."

mfw:

I'll be putting content like this on my blog from now on! @zyrinthian

[quoth-the-ravenclaw-deactivated]

just started a new campaign and

[weclassymorons]

This was far too relatable. Just listen to my voices change over the episodes! -Zyrinthian

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Sorry about not posting last Saturday. I had an overly busy week with school stuff and was unable to even start the editing of episode 11. I will get on that as soon as I possibly can. Your man, -mR. dUCK

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Episode up tomorrow rather than today because a certain duck was busy lol

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“I would flip you off with my foot if I could.”

Another irl quote that I’m surprised didn’t come out of Fred’s mouth lol - rocker

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The life of Fred. - mR. dUCK