dean winchester.

I THINK YOU PISSED OFF MY SANDWICH | private & dash only dean winchester | mun & muse 25 + | nsfw dark themes | penned by yoda

[wedohaveachoice]

PRIVATE / DASH ONLY DEAN WINCHESTER MUN & MUSE 25 + / NSFW DARK THEMES SEASON 1 - 10 BASED PENNED BY YODA. GUIDELINES UNDER THE CUT !!

"ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀᴢᴀᴢᴇʟ. ʏᴇᴀʜ, ɪᴛ ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴅ ᴅᴀᴅ'ꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏɴ ɴᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 2, 1983, ᴏʟᴅ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴛᴢɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴍᴍʏ'ꜱ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴀʟ. ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴜꜱ. ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. 'ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜱʜᴇʟʟ. ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴡɪꜰᴇ? ɢᴏɴᴇ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴏᴍ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢᴏɴᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ, ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʜɪᴍ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴀɪʀ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ? ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ. ʜᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴘᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʟᴜᴄɪꜰᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ. ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴜʟ. ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴜʟ. ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. 'ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ -- ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ɪᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ 'ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇꜱ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴏɴᴄᴇ. ɪ ꜰᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ꜰᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ."

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relationships;

please don’t expect ships to be quick on this blog unless we’re already friends and a lot of plotting goes on behind the scenes.

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things to block; nsfw, violence cw, gore cw, abuse cw, suicide cw, food cw (this will be added to over time).

[spider-mann]

Sebastian Stan photographed by Carlos Serrao & Monica May for Flaunt Magazine (2022)

[wedohaveachoice]

okay but if i add sam as a guest muse? definitely not my fault.

[chaoticrebels]

✩༺♥༻✩ ━ ❝ you promised me you'd stop doing that. ❞

✪ 。゜ ⠀ ☆ 。゜ ⠀ ★ Answered » { Dean }

✦ —   * ⠀ / ⠀ 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 ⠀﹕⠀ ❪ @wedohaveachoice ❫

There was a look of astonishment plastered across his facial features, if being dead twenty five years then coming back to only Julie being able to see them without music was a surprise. This was beyond that, cause like if his heart was still beating then it would have stopped in that moment. The last time Luke had seen Dean was the morning before his death, hadn't expect to see him ever again now that he was dead. Well didn't expect to actually see him and have him see him in return or have him hear him without his music. And yet here they were and the phantom couldn't even fathom how it was possible but questioning it seem like a waste of time because he doubt he'd get the answers he wanted. Though after the shock wore off, he couldn't help but to snicker softly at the words. Even though the male was right, he did promise and he broke it. Now he paid the ultimate price for it, his life. And Luke knew that an apology wouldn't fix this, nothing would fix it.

❝And you promised that you would be there, kinda looks like we both broke a promise. Just one of us paid the ultimate price in the end.❞ The teen pointed out before sighing. ❝I know it doesn't fix anything, it never will but I'm sorry. I've spent twenty five years in a black room, listening to Alex cry, regretting it. Guess we can add it to the list of regrets I'll forever have, huh?❞

[wedohaveachoice]

Dean wasn't sure whether he should go with his shock, heart break, or utter excitement that he was finally reunited with his friend. Of course Dean had changed quite a bit, but he would know that face anywhere. He took a small step forward before remembering that if he was seeing Luke right now then it wasn't possible that he could reach out and hug him. Not that he wasn't cursing himself over having a chick flick moment, but this was his friend.

"Don't feel too bad, you're not the only friend I've broken a promise too." Only Dean thought that he had become better than that and tonight he was only proving himself wrong, he was more a monster than a human. But Chuck be damned those words broke his heart. "And listen to me, you have nothing to be sorry for...not to get all mushy on you, but it's not your fault."

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  inspired from the pun book from the last of us, here are some dialogue prompts of various puns. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ for a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible. ❜

❛ it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. it'll still be stationary. ❜

❛ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ❜

❛ people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. ❜

❛ why did the scarecrow get an award? he was outstanding in his field. ❜

❛ what did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless. ❜

❛ a book just fell on my head, i only have my shelf to blame. ❜

❛ i tried to catch some fog earlier. i mist. ❜

❛ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. then it dawned on me. ❜

❛ diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your genes. ❜

❛ what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot! ❜

❛ i'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down. ❜

❛ what is a pirate's favorite letter? tis' the c. ❜

❛ i wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind. ❜

❛ what washes up on tiny beaches? microwaves. ❜

❛ why are frogs so happy? they eat whatever bugs them. ❜

❛ i don't trust trees. they're shady. ❜

❛ i was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. ❜

❛ i want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body. ❜

❛ there’s a new type of broom out. it’s sweeping the nation. ❜

❛ did you hear about the man who lost his left side? he’s all right now. ❜

❛ what do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? a maybe. ❜

❛ i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. ❜

❛ i got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off. ❜

❛ did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink. ❜

❛ tequila may not fix your life but its worth a shot. ❜

❛ why are there fences around cemeteries? because people are dying to get in! ❜

❛ thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot. ❜

❛ i once ate a watch. it was time consuming. ❜

❛ why are teddy bears never hungry? they are always stuffed! ❜

❛ i don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. ❜

❛ never trust an atom, they make up everything! ❜

❛ i couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. ❜

❛ how do construction workers party? they raise the roof. ❜

❛ what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus. ❜

❛ when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ❜

❛ i made a pun about the wind but it blows. ❜

❛ it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ❜

❛ what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved. ❜

❛ i have a joke about chemistry, but i don't think it will get a reaction. ❜

❛ i'm on a seafood diet. i see food and i eat it. ❜

❛ why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? it has no atmosphere.❜

❛ how do you organize a space party? you planet. ❜

❛ i once heard a joke about amnesia... but i forget how it goes. ❜

❛ the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. ❜

❛ it takes guts to be an organ donor. ❜

❛ why is the mushroom always invited to parties? he's a fungi. ❜

❛ a guy walks into a bar... he was disqualified from the limbo contest. ❜

❛ jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny. ❜

❛ so what if i don’t know what apocalypse means? it’s not the end of the world! ❜

[cowboycostume]

not for nothing Cas, but last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid. NOT FOR NOTHING Cas, but last time someone looked at me like that I got laid. not for nothing CAS, but last time SOMEONE looked at me like THAT I got laid. notfornothingcasbutlasttimesomeonelookedatmelikethatigotlaid. not for nothing Cas, but last time someone looked at me like that, I GOT LAID.

[justanotherrpmeme]

After-Action Patch-Up starters

"Hold still, [name], this might sting a bit." "You're lucky it's just a few scratches. You need to be more careful!" "Don't be such a baby. It's just a flesh wound." "I can't believe you jumped into that fray without thinking! What were you trying to prove?" "Here, let me help. I've had my fair share of battle wounds." "Ouch! Warn me before you start cleaning those cuts." "You're a mess. How did you even get into this situation?" "I never thought I'd see you so vulnerable. It's strange." "Let's patch you up before anyone else sees you like this." "You really need to work on your combat skills. I can't keep playing nursemaid." "I've got the first aid kit. Sit down, and let me take care of those injuries." "You did well out there, but you're not invincible. Let me help." "I told you not to charge in without a plan. Now look at you." "It's nothing serious, just a few cuts and bruises. You'll be fine." "I can't believe you're complaining about a little pain. You should see what I've been through." "Hold on, I'll get the antiseptic. This might sting a bit." "You're surprisingly fragile for someone who fights so fiercely." "You really know how to ruin a perfectly good day, don't you?" "I never expected to see you in need of my care. Life is full of surprises." "I suppose I should thank you for saving me, even if it means playing nurse now."

[CLEANS] The sender takes a cotton swab and gently cleans the dirt and blood from the receiver's wounds. [BANDAGES] The sender carefully wraps a bandage around the receiver's forearm, securing it to protect the cuts. [SCOLDS] The sender scolds the receiver, shaking their head as they tend to the injuries. [REACTS] The receiver winces as the sender applies antiseptic to a particularly nasty cut on their cheek. [COMFORTS] The sender reassures the receiver, offering comfort while tending to the injuries. [DISINFECTS] The sender pours antiseptic on a wound, causing the receiver to inhale sharply at the stinging sensation. [INSPECTS] The sender inspects the wounds, noting any deeper cuts that might need more attention. [LECTURES] The sender lectures the receiver, advising them to think before acting to avoid future injuries. [SMILES] Despite scolding, the sender smiles reassuringly, trying to ease the tension in the room. [COMPLAINS] The receiver complains about the pain, prompting the sender to roll their eyes and continue their work. [WORRIES] The sender expresses worry, sharing their concern for the receiver's well-being. [TREATS] The sender skillfully treats each injury, showcasing their competence in basic first aid. [ADMONISHES] The sender admonishes the receiver, emphasizing the potential severity of the situation. [ASSESSES] The sender assesses the overall damage, silently noting the toll the fight took on the receiver. [DISAPPROVES] The sender expresses disapproval, stating that putting oneself in danger is not acceptable. [ASSURES] The sender assures the receiver, claiming that despite appearances, the injuries will heal quickly. [HESITATES] The receiver hesitates as the sender reaches for a needle and thread to stitch up a deeper cut. [SYMPATHIZES] The sender sympathizes with the receiver, acknowledging the pain while praising their efforts. [SCANS] The sender scans the receiver's body for any hidden injuries, ensuring nothing was overlooked. [GRATEFUL] The receiver expresses gratitude to the sender for taking care of them amid the discomfort.

[captainchilly]

"Cas, listen to me." ↳ 10.09 - THE THINGS WE LEFT BEHIND

[beauarlen-deactivated20260430]

JENSEN ACKLES as Jack Durfy in Buddy Games: Spring Awakening (2023)

[angelprompts]

welcome to the holiday season!   ♡   feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing ᵔᴗᵔ

“a snowball fight? seriously  -  are we twelve?”

“there’s a blizzard outside; i think you should stay here until it passes.”

“what’s on your wishlist this year?”

“come on! let’s cross something off of the winter bucket list. it can be anything you want.”

“someone gave me literal coal..?”

“do you want to go look at the lights and decorations with me?”

“i got us matching ugly christmas sweaters!”

“you don’t expect me to wear this ugly christmas sweater out, right..?”

“i hate this time of the year.”

“i’ve never made this recipe before. can you try it and let me know what you think?”

“do you have any holiday traditions?”

“are you cold? here  -  take my jacket.”

“will you please go to my parents’ dinner and pretend to be my partner for the evening? i don’t know how much more i can take of them asking about my relationship status.”

“i think i waited to long to do my gift shopping again this year.”

“i can’t keep it a secret anymore! i have to tell you what i got you, okay?—”

“you didn’t have to get me anything!”

“i spiked the egg nog.”

action prompts:

include  ‘⮀’  to reverse who does the action

[ catch ]  for the sender to catch the receiver when they fall while ice skating

[ gingerbread ]  for our muses to build a gingerbread house together

[ homemade ]  for the sender to give the receiver a homemade gift (bonus if you specify what it is)

[ peak ]  for the receiver to catch the sender trying to peak at their gift(s)

[ mistletoe ]  for our muses to realize they’re standing under a mistletoe together

[ shopping ]  for our muses to go gift shopping together

[ ski resort ]  for our muses to take a trip to a ski resort

[ my angel ]  for the sender’s muse to put a picture of the receiver on top of their tree instead of a star / angel

[ snowball fight ]  for the sender to throw a snowball at the receiver and initiate a snowball fight

[ cancelled ]  for our muses’ flight to get cancelled due to the poor weather conditions and now have to entertain themselves while they wait

[ presents ]  for our muses to exchange and open presents

[ blanket ]  for the sender to wrap the receiver in a big, warm blanket

[ party ]  for our muses to attend a holiday party together

[ mess ]  for the sender to trip and accidentally spill egg nog on the receiver

[ericaortegas-deactivated2024042]

[compatiissante]

"that's like bringing a knife to a gun fight, there are better ways if you know how to do it correctly, or throw it hard enough. case in point--" she's just lifting a fairly large stone up to show him. "this here is my banishing rock." jesus fucking christ, maya--

[wedohaveachoice]

" still, i feel like this is going to go very badly. " he tended to jump straight into danger so he would follow her anyway, but dean knew he wouldn't come out unscathed. though had that not been true? burying his face in his hands, dean sighed. " it's almost bigger than you. "

[wedohaveachoice]

@loyaltyguided did the thing.

❝ Too much power, not enough brain. ❞

he tries to hide the grin that settles on his face by burying his face on the top of her head, that couldn't last forever. "don't worry, i'll use my last braincell for us." that could always backfire on him, but it would be fun to find out.

[louferrignojrofficial]

4x01 - Lazarus Rising ↳ Airdate: September 18th, 2008

[wedohaveachoice]

@loyaltyguided from here.

Every time that Dean had closed his eyes and thought that his last moment had come, he'd seen her face, her kind eyes...and it hadn't terrified him as much. Though the hellhounds had given him pause, of course, but he always seemed to find his way back here. He'd been accused many times over the years of flirting with death -- it made him smile to himself that most people didn't know how true that was. "Oh that is never getting old," Those words settled him despite Dean wanting to deny it.

"Since you're still here...does that mean you'll stay for a while?"

[wedohaveachoice]

when you accuse dean of flirting with death...he's literally gonna flirt with death apparently.

[wedohaveachoice]

@compatiissante did the thing.

❝ Lick the rock. Fuck around and find out. Throw the rock at someone. Declare war. ❞

" if you're going to start throwing rocks at monsters then i might need more knives... " funny as it was for dean to think about, he didn't want her to die, maybe stopping here was a bad idea.

" or we can just get you a bigger rock, i guess. "