I guess this might as well be a Silmarillion blog

any pronouns | 18+ and mentions the sex occasionally | aro-ace | currently queuing my old likes so follow me if you want two-year-old tolkien art on your dash i guess | cat pictures sometimes

[gay-pippin]

the saga: x | x | x

[juleisdrawing]

Éowyn — Shieldmaiden of Rohan ⚔️

[thestaroffeanor]

Feanor, greatest of the Eldar

[swanmaids]

Sorry I’m so sorry but I’m going insane about the Havens of Sirion again. Like. Do you get it. It was a refugee camp at the end of the world. It’s rulers were two refugees who also happened to be the only peredhil in the WORLD. The Falathrin dialect of Sindarin mingled with other Sindarin dialects at Sirion and became the common tongue for all elves throughout the second and third ages. It was probably the most diverse place in Beleriand, with Gondolindrim, Sindar, Noldor, groups of the Edain and Druedain living there. It was a place where art and history were recorded by at least Pengolodh and Dirhaval, and where art was lost when Dirhaval was murdered. It was a place of collaboration, working with Balar. It was a place where beautiful things were made, like Vingilot itself. DO YOU CARE

[cheesy-cryptid]

Elrond and Celebrían

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[k--o--m--o--r--e--b--i]

studying queer history (i’m watching star trek)

[desinteresse]

It’s always crazy to me when someone writes a fanfic about two middle aged guys who are completely up to date with the current chronically online lgbtq discourse and enthusiastic users of the most niche micro labels. Like no offense but I know old homos and this ain’t it

[mihai-florescu]

[schistcity]

overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical

[schistcity]

hanzo and genji have haunted their hodgepodge of a narrative since 2016 with unambiguously magic powers in a soft-SF setting that went out of its way to conceptualise bogus technology like hard-light and biotics in order to fit its weirdness into some kind of "science" category. the fact they then didn't extend that consideration to hanzo and genji? they just left them as is? as witches? as fate-touched human vessels of ancient dragon spirits?? if genji wasn't a cyborg they could feasibly be minor sekiro bosses and that's weird dude!! and then kiriko gets released?? and these people had all the years in between ow1 and ow2 to find a way to hand-wave whatever weird shamanistic magic they accidentally let get into the game, and instead they make the only other japanese character a fucking spirit vessel as well. they doubled down. magic IS REAL in overwatch but ONLY on the BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS OF JAPAN, and no it's never ever going to be addressed because overwatch has as much coherent story as a themed puzzle page on the back of a kids cereal box. hysterical.

[lafortis]

this also extends to the ability to wall climb

[schistcity]

overwatch said if you are japanese you can do the following:

contain within you ancient spirit magic with powerful destructive and/or restorative capabilities

parkour

[pmd-stardust]

forgetting the fact that being a buddhist also gives you magic powers

zenyatta is specifically a civilian chassis but he can become invulnerable and throw balls at you

[pmd-stardust]

the point of overwatch is to say shinto-buddhism is the only correct religion i think

[crazy-brazilian]

[taoistyuri]

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

[kuromi-hoemie]

[blatantescapism]

[Image description: First, a partially cropped-off screenshot of an anonymous tumblr ask. “Stupid question; You mentioned staying up till 4 AM, I thought that trans people…… couldn’t do that? I-”

Second, a screenshot of the tags: “ #context: they thought that ‘taking meds before bed’ meant you then had to go to bed for the HRT to work.”

End ID. /]

[forestials]

Melian and Thingol

[catfindr]

this is my cat lyra, she is obsessed with my brother's leather boots. she has what we call "boot time" which is when my brother leaves them out so she can rub her face all over them and drool because she's a weirdo. as you can see in the picture she really loves these specific boots.

[catfindr]

[ohevoyev]

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

[tathrin]

[naarisz]

Will the water cool the burning sin?

[osha-official-the-sequel]

BAD IDEA BAD IDEA

[beardedmrbean]

Those are handy for finding out what breaker an outlet is on

[supreme-leader-stoat]