I can't handle this, right now.

Preston | 18 | he/him I'm just a weeb that really likes stand-up comedians.

[babil6]

[skygrl]

[crpl-pnk]

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

[miuroko]

[fuckyouverymuch]

[perxu]

Hey look, a rain-bo 

[makehappybo]

FUCK YES

(welcome back Bo)

[rockit0utkid]

Shout out to Bo Burnham for inspiring me to get out there and pursue my dreams, no matter how crazy or different they seem. Thank you for all that you do.

[sixpenceee]

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

[capnjordog]

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

[katiethekhaleesi-deactivated201]

[thecheeziersnack-blog]

[bil-boburnham-baggins]

“Can I get a little more pink light please?”

Comedy Show has College Saying Oh Bo (x)

[maulcore]

Behold the new meme

[diet-tampon]

when u do something dumb and ur friends don’t stop referencing it constantly

[weeaboo-burnham-blog]

wife [lying in hospital bed with baby]: honey, meet our new son

baby: [grabs on my finger]

me: hm.. weak grip. pathetic

baby: [starts doing pull-ups using my finger]

me [tearing up]: ...thats my boy

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[hypmos]

you ever look back on the ppl you used to find attractive and get mad at yourself for having bad taste?