[byjove]

“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

[byjove]

I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?

[scattoo]

[byjove]

Beef? You aren’t eating, I just said that.

[byjove]

[hollowboobtheory]

who has that one post that’s like “americans will lightly rib british people for their accents and brits will be like ‘your children will die in a school shooting’“

[redwing]

JAJAKDJFXJKWKAK&&3&;992lekda+{}{+\=\==2858/9/9/&38;9/&:;&:&/&:.

[arctic-ham]

[honuofhawaii]

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

[feywildfox]

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

[redwing]

[bundibird]

What @redwing said

[gnashingmaw]

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

[gnashingmaw]

[michellechang]

[captain-cargoshorts]

[lastoneout]

You mean this Elon Musk dakimakura?

Glad that I'm not the only one getting this cursed fucking ad like I thought I'd done something wrong

[swimmingferret]

[memewhore]

[heckyeahponyscans]

my future Pokemon team

[witch-of-the-wild-xxx]

I love that Japan’s is just a whatwhat.

[firefox-official]

Be my anti-valentine? Where we try and make each other as unhappy as possible on Feb 14th.

no i already have one of those

[firefox-official]

this is fucking hilarious

[cinematv]

NCUTI GATWA as ERIC EFFION in SEX EDUCATION; 2019 -

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

are you race-faking

RACE FAKING AS WHITE?????

[weaver-z]

Revoking your right to participate in White Boy Wednesday :/

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you are NOT permitted to play that funky music

[mrn2electricboogaloo]

[valtsv]

do you celebrate valentines day?

[sourceblog]

“My son.” … “My dad.” (About Time, 2013). 

[marissa-coopermoved]

About Time (2013) dir. Richard Curtis

[cinematv]

Top 10 Favorite Movies ➞ Samantha (@shegos) ↳ #4 ABOUT TIME (2013) dir. Richard Curtis

We’re all traveling through time together. Everyday of our lives. All we can do is do our best to relish this remarkable ride.

[everydaylouie]

bonk

[vonbaghager]

cosmo wanda i wish every time i’m forced to see an unskippable ad or a popup the ceo and stockholders of the company for that ad felt a hammer impacting one of their joints with a severity that increased every single time i saw one of them

[vonbaghager]

Feeling this again rn and apparently so are like 2k more of you

[hyen-agender]

[ashstfu]

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

[beetrootbot]

A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,

[lenny-link]

✨La familia Madrigal 🌈✨

Im still learning how to draw them all ^^’

[badassdemonsword]

[log6]

[harpyhormones]

[closet-keys]

[stupid-dyke]

[ID: Digital painting of a crying puppy captioned “I DON’T WANT AN EDIBLE NFT - I WANT FREE HEALTH CARE”. Each of the replies is a screenshot of this post on the tumblr dashboard, next to the advertisement from ‘Frank’s Redhot’ ‘for a chance to get an edible NFT.’]