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Norman: What if our baby will be ugly?

Ray: We'll kill them and make new ones

Norman: Okay

Children: * scared *

Emma: You should tell them you're talking about The Sims

#anime #text post #tpn emma #tpn norman #tpn ray #the promised neverland #yakusoku no neverland

Ray: Mom, please stop, you're not funny. You've never made a good joke

Isabella: I've made you

#anime #text post #the promised neverland #tpn isabella #tpn ray #yakusoku no neverland

Isabella: Sometimes I feel like I failed as your mother

Ray: Sometimes?

#anime #text post #the promised neverland #tpn emma #tpn norman #tpn ray #isabella #tpn isabella #yakusoku no neverland

Ray: Okay, so olive oil is made of olives, right?

Norman: Exactly

Ray: So baby oil...

Norman: NO, STOP

#anime #text post #the promised neverland #tpn norman #tpn emma #tpn ray #yakusoku no neverland

Sasha: Follow me and I will show you a world of wonders and mysteries

Mikasa:

Mikasa: ...

Mikasa: Are we going to the fridge?

#anime #text post #attack on titan #mikasa ackerman #sasha blouse #sasha braus #shingeki no kyojin

Jean: I have a lot of hidden talents

Mikasa: For example ...?

Jean: As I mentioned, they're hidden

#anime #text post #attack on titan #jean kirschtien #mikasa ackerman #shingeki no kyojin

Hanji: So Eren is mad at you?

Levi: When he sneezed, instead of 'bless you', I accidentally said 'shut the fuck up'

Hanji: ...

Hanji: How did you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'?

#anime #text post #attack on titan #eren jaeger #levi ackerman #hange zöe #hanji zoë #shingeki no kyojin

Ray: I have 20% sarcasm, 30% exhaustion, 40% suicide and 20% 'I don't care'

Emma: But in total it comes out 110%

Ray: 20% of me don't care

#the promised neverland #yakusoku no neverland #tpn ray #tpn emma #tpn norman

Grisha: Dina, I'm solving a crossword, I need a 4-letter synonym for the word "disappointment"

Dina: Zeke?

Grisha: Oh, it fits perfectly

#anime #text post #attack on titan #grisha jaeger #zeke jaeger

Levi: I know it looks like I don't care ... but somewhere deep inside ...

Levi: ...

Levi: I still don't care

#anime #text post #attack on titan #levi ackerman

Armin: If Levi said "fuck Eren" what did he mean?

Mikasa: ...

Jean: ...

Connie: ...

Sasha: ...

Historia: ...

Hange: ...

Hange: who knows, Armin, who knows

#anime #text post #attack on titan #levi ackerman #eren jaeger #mikasa ackerman #armin alert #jean kirschtien #connie springer #historia

Tendou: There's special place in Hell reserved only for me.

Tendou: It's called throne.

#tendou satori #anime #text post #haikyū!!#shiratorizawa

Hinata: Tell him he's cute! What can go wrong?

Yamaguchi: He can hear me.

#hinata shoyuo #anime #text post #haikyū!!#tsukishima kei #tsukiyama #yamaguchi tadashi

Kenma: I could create a project that would help cats.

Kenma: They should only be rewarded for not being human. I hate people.

#kenma kozume #nekoma #kuroken #kuroo testuro #anime #text post #haikyū!!

Oikawa: Describe our relationship in two words.

Iwaizumi: Our what?

#oikawa tōru #anime #text post #haikyū!!#iwazumi hajime #aoba johsai

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, why are you sitting on top of the Christmas tree?

Bokuto: Because I'm a star, Akaashi.

#text post #anime #akaashi keiji #haikyū!!#fukurodani #hq koutarou

*Hinata and Kenma went outside *

Kenma: What's that smell?

Hinata: It's fresh air.

Kenma:...

Kenma: I don't like it.

#kenma kozume #hinata shōyō #nekoma #anime #text post #haikyū!!

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