Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

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Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
literally who thought she would be good for this i’m SCREAMING
Me: * has panic attack, overacts, cries and breaks down*
Things: * turn out okay*
Me:
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus
Even Bigger Mood
this radiates such chill chaos
if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this
“Laser Beam Dolphin Dream Supreme”
By Johnny Stinson
me at 5:26pm on a tuesday evening
@gagglescorn
Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more
Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”
She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume
She keeps hanging this shit up around the house
Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”
She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough
We’re at her dads house it looks like this
I’m detecting a strong suburban Massachusetts upper middle class purgatory aura from this post.
as a member of the suburban Massachusetts upper middle class I can confirm the bullshit
so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr
horses are valid
Valid to eat fingers
Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified
where has this pic been my whole life
two sick horses evaluating an orb
“it floats”
“don’t like that”